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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 02:16 PM
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SMKR the best birth control method ever
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 02:23 PM
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1. How about THIS one...
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 02:51 PM
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3. NICE. Click. Refresh. Repeat. nt
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 05:28 PM
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4. I remember a little girl on my mail route that had a voice that sounded
like a table saw hitting a knot. I guess she was punishment for some pass sin. She was much too old for the terrible twos, but I guess she decided to stick with what worked.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 02:29 PM
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2. I always thought this one was a good deterrent.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 05:29 PM
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5. And you can't dip them in thinner.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 05:34 PM
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6. Wow, they really are worse than dogs.
Teeth, but no opposable digits.
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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 05:45 PM
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7. If My Twin 3 Year Old Boys Are Quiet For More Than 2 Minutes
I get deathly afraid and usually with good reason.

The last time that happened, I went to check on them in their room; a whole tube diaper cream was applied to whatever was in reach, floor, rug, furniture, mattress, blankets....

And yes, they like to draw on the couch. Alot. And their bodies. Alot.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 06:20 PM
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8. I was a wall drawer. Dad got real good at painting until I found the joys of paper.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 06:22 PM
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9. I used to melt crayons on the radiator
Oooo, look at all the pretty colors.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 06:35 PM
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10. Yeah, that was fun too. In grade school the boys found it to be great fun to
pee on the radiator. That is a rank smell.
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 07:23 PM
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11. engineers just use
their personalities. :)
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-12-10 08:07 PM
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12. True. Knew one that couldn't score with his own hand.
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