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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 02:53 PM Original message |
Cats don't have owners. They have "staff". |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
1. Cats don't have staff. They have SLAVES |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
2. My cat has serious control issues |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. LOL! I used to have a cat that wanted me to watch her eat |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:21 PM Response to Original message |
4. Cats have court jesters whom they eventually murderize |
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BuelahWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:30 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Oh, this made me laugh out loud! |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. ... |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:06 AM Response to Reply #4 |
11. Your cat farts?!!! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 12:15 PM Response to Reply #11 |
21. Yes, he does it on purpose. |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:12 AM Response to Reply #4 |
14. Oh mercy, this is the funniest thing I have read in a loooong time. |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. A dog says, "You pet me,you feed me, you shelter me,and you love me. You must be God!" |
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Taitertots (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 01:21 AM Response to Original message |
8. Only people who want to be "staff" end up being slaves to cats |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:08 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Guilty. |
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Captain Hilts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:40 AM Response to Reply #8 |
15. Ours came running when called, accompanied us on walks in the woods, brought us dead things... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:58 AM Response to Reply #8 |
17. As for me, I am happy to serve. |
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MiddleFingerMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
9. HEY!!!!! Yer in mah spot!!!! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 08:58 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:11 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. That's lovely, MFM. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:59 AM Response to Reply #9 |
18. Oh man, that nails it. |
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tango-tee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 02:00 PM Response to Reply #9 |
22. Who sent you a picture of my bedroom??? That's what I wanna know! |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
16. We finally evicted the cats out of our room |
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Lindsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 11:08 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face FWWM. That statement |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 12:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
20. If we did that, the door would be ripped off the hinges. |
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Missy Vixen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 02:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. I was afraid of that |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 03:35 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. I'd love to try it for a few nights, but our lives would be hell |
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