Read this thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9372553Then draft an amicus brief for the Supreme Court case we all expect to result. Your amicus brief should address constitutional issues, such as
Does government have a significant prurient interest in regulating the sale of this product? Related questions -- such as
Does Bazooka taste better? -- may be considered, if your argumentation is on-point.
Rules:
(1) You may enter as many times as you wish
(2) Entries should be date-stamped before the Supreme Court takes up the case
(3) You are not required to wear or eat the actual clothing product to enter
(4) Judges reserve the right to determine that your entry is worthless without &c&c
(5) Ties could be resolved by nude mud wrestling
(6) Win bonus points by actually submitting your amicus brief to the Court
(6) Win extra bonus points if your brief actually sways Justice Kennedy