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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:28 AM
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Someone stole my orange juice ....why ?
It was it the lunch room fridge. I mean , I know it is petty theft , but still sucks .

If I stumble upon a billion dollar bag in the fridge , the devil might whisper in my ears a little , but a fucking bottle of Orange juice ? tarnishing your honour for that.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:32 AM
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1. Because it has a similar taste to apple juice: tangy and naturally sweet.
I probably shouldn't do that. I'm comparing apple juice to orange juice.
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Riftaxe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:27 PM
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18. As a fellow lounge lizard
you are off of ignore as of now...but behave yourself and don't behave like those folks in GD! :P
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:36 AM
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2. Write "If you steal this, you're an asshole!" on the bottle.
I used to make a lot of cassette tapes for parties (mixes - my favorite was the "Dancing Shit" series). I would label them with my name, phone number, and big letters saying "If you steal this tape, you're an asshole!". I never lost one.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:46 AM
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3. Welcome to New Jersey.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 11:40 AM
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9. How did you know I am in NJ , haven't changed my profile !
Or do people here remember my posts , oh, how touching.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:57 AM
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4. I used to leave half-a-calzone in the breakroom fridge...
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...and too often, someone would polish it off.
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The top looked like it had an egg glaze or something on it,
so I took to leaving a note on the box saying that I had
licked it all over.
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That stopped the theft.
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But the classic Intertubes response to that now...
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...is someone writing below that, "SO DID I"
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:58 AM
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5. Oh... and about your OJ...
Edited on Tue May-25-10 10:59 AM by MiddleFingerMom
(edited to add a "naked" reference... once I saw the opportunity)
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...Sorry...
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...but without it, my vodka tasted naked.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 10:59 AM
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6. Emergency treatment for scurvy?
:shrug:
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jp11 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 11:23 AM
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7. Somebody was thirsty for OJ, gratis.
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 11:26 AM
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8. somewhat expensive and full of sugar
Edited on Tue May-25-10 11:27 AM by Kali
the order in which beverages disappear in this house:

beer
soda
OJ and other fruit juice
iced tea (sweetened)
milk
water

edit to add: so mostly I don't buy the top 3
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 02:25 PM
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10. I don't ever have that problem...
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...because people just seem to respect the boundaries...
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...of my liverwurst YooHoo.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 02:27 PM
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11. How old are you ?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 02:47 PM
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12. Perhaps this silver bullet...
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OK, OK... it's not Coors -- I can only be expected to do so much.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 03:23 PM
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13. Oh, is Anita Bryant at it again?
I thought that bitch was dead.
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NJCher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 05:41 PM
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14. Print out a picture of an eye
Something like this.

Just tape it to the front of the frig:



It will reduce theft.

I learned this from the Freakonomics book.


Cher
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Riftaxe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 05:44 PM
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15. In related news, someone stole my vodka....
Be on the look out for a slightly inebriated person...Jesting :P
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Riftaxe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 05:46 PM
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16. Your only next step could be to use the time
honored method of spiking your next OJ with a laxative, it does tend to cut down on office fridge theft.
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TheCentepedeShoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 07:26 PM
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17. Maybe Refirgerator
was dealing with OJ likes Washer deals with socks
But I like your ideas
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-25-10 11:14 PM
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19. It took me a while to remember where I had stashed the PERFECT eye...
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...to tape to the refrigerator -- even better yet -- to your FOOD!!!
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I got this from someone here in The Lounge (Orrex, Tobin???) and when I told
him it was kinda freakin' me out, he said it still freaked his adult kids out.
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:rofl:
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Would YOU steal orange juice protected by THIS stinkeye?
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I shall hug him and squeeze him and call him OctopusMan.
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