Tell me something I don't know...... - Democratic Underground

LynneSin

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Tue May-25-10 12:21 PM
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Tell me something I don't know......

I bet you can't!

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LeftyFingerPop

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Tue May-25-10 12:55 PM
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1. If you shine a flashlight in my right ear hole...

the beam shoots out my left ear hole.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Tue May-25-10 12:56 PM
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2. But NOT his...

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...middle PIEHOLE...
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...'cause that's shut.
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MiddleFingerMom

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Tue May-25-10 12:58 PM
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3. Each one of my knuckles...

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...looks like a different "Wonder of the World".
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You should see my Sphinxfinger.
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And just try to say THAT three times real fast.
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dawg

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Tue May-25-10 01:04 PM
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4. Here are some Gentle Giant lyrics ....

You may know what I don't know, but not
that I don't know it and I can't
tell you so you will have to tell
me all.

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Dr Morbius

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Tue May-25-10 01:40 PM
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5. You know that phrase, "Blind as a bat?"

Well, did you also know that bats aren't blind? In fact some have excellent eyesight.

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taterguy

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Tue May-25-10 04:27 PM
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6. There were only 3 people in the band the Ben Folds Five

Is your mind blown?

I thought so.

Ben put Five in the name to honor the Five Royales: his all-time favorite band.

ps: There were six people in the Five Royales.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Tue May-25-10 04:29 PM
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7. i am hungry

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LynneSin

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Wed May-26-10 08:59 AM
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13. Are you still hungry?

Thank you for the B-day wishes. I was in NYC on the 15th to see "American Idiot" and thought of looking you up but I was so fricking sick I just wanted to see the musical, eat my sushi and go home.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Wed May-26-10 09:26 AM
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18. yes, as a matter of fact i am still hungry :)

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Call Me Wesley

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Tue May-25-10 04:34 PM
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8. I shot my mother.

On her birthday.

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azmouse

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Tue May-25-10 04:34 PM
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9. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

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Dr Morbius

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Wed May-26-10 08:28 AM
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10. Actually, I knew that.

I've been fond of the number eleventy-one since the first time I read The Fellowship of the Ring. Wonderful number.

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hobbit709

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Wed May-26-10 08:46 AM
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11. "If it wasn't for mucous, your stomach lining would digest itself"

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raccoon

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Wed May-26-10 08:49 AM
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12. Bush was the worse president we ever had.

Oh, wait, I thought you meant that in the sense that you say it when somebody states something obvious.

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LynneSin

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Wed May-26-10 09:00 AM
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14. Actually Reagan was the worst president we ever had

so THERE!

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rurallib

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Wed May-26-10 09:03 AM
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15. a red car just went by my house

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LynneSin

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Wed May-26-10 09:17 AM
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17. Yes I drive by your house regularly so I can peek in the windows and see what you are doing

:hide:

(ok my car is sage green btw)

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Tuesday Afternoon

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Wed May-26-10 09:04 AM
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16. my middle name

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