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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 04:41 PM
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Something tells me his wife was not at all reluctant to testify...
Edited on Wed May-26-10 04:46 PM by Richardo


:D

Sir, if your package can't be seen from 10 yards away, both AND your wife have problems.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 04:55 PM
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1. Imagine telling the court all about the size of your husband's junk!!!
:rofl:

:hi: Richardo! :fistbump: :loveya:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 08:03 PM
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3. "Honestly, your honor, even when he's at the other end of the tub I have difficulty seeing it."
:loveya: Bunny! :hi: :fistbump:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-26-10 06:17 PM
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2. "Yes, this man has no penis."
- Ghost Busters
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 09:03 AM
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4. Hold on a minute, about to conduct experiment.
Be right back. :evilgrin:
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dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 11:01 AM
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5. Damn, the postal clerks in my town ...
have no appreciation for the scientific method.

In all seriousness, however, I did place a pretty small object at a distance of 35 feet and it was still clearly visible to me.
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-27-10 11:36 AM
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6. I can see a doorknob from across the street.
Not a perfect comparison but in the ball park so to say.
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