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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 05:20 PM
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OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOO! Heidi Montag is separated from Spencer Pratt. OH DEAR GOD NOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
Heidi left Spencer

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/05/heidi_montag_left_spencer_prat.php



Just when I think I'm out...

Seen here during happier, gun-toting times in 2008, Heidi Montag's rep just announced she's separated from Spencer Pratt. TMZ reports:

Heidi's rep tells TMZ, "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career."
We're told Heidi is looking for a new place in Malibu.

With The Hills coming to a close I can't say I didn't see this coming a gay mile away. Fortunately, with someone as emotionally unstable as Spencer, there's not a lot of guns lying around around the house that will make all this go away with the warm, sweet, non-judgmental embrace of death. Where there's also naked men holding crystals. And reality TV contracts just put the fucking gun in your mouth.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 05:47 PM
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1. What? Who?
I'm concerned because I don't know who these people are and as such, if I should be concerned about them!

:rofl:
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 06:21 PM
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2. Hmmm...1). MTV Reality Show, 2). Plastic Surgery, 3). Relentless self-promotion
That's pretty much everything you need to know about Heidi & Spencer.

:rofl:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 06:25 PM
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3. Okay, good.
Three things that I am not concerned about...plus two people concerned about them...nothing missed here! :hi:

Hey, while you're here, check out Thinktree. They actually matter (nice segue!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWBnpw7lhtg&feature=related
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 06:31 PM
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5. And YOU need to check out Djam Karet.
Guitar-based improv prog, heavily influenced by KC (and others).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBbzk4itL7Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yncXUsF5XWg

:toast:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 05:08 PM
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16. Thanks for the videos, rather nice stuff. A tad meandering, but that's okay.
But a guy in a cowboy hat playing a Moog...I dunno :rofl::hi:

Back at you, Ozric Tentacles:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb0Sp1hSTN8

I've probably already sent you to them.. :hi:
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whistler162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 08:40 PM
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9. wrong it wasn't plastic surgery it was
PLASTIC SURGERY
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 06:25 PM
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4. Spencer should just commission a replacement be built
I think this would work out quite well for everyone.
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cwydro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 06:33 PM
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6. I don't know who these people are...
omg, does that make me OLD?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 05:35 PM
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17. right there with ya
Edited on Sat May-29-10 05:35 PM by Capn Sunshine
I know due to relentless tabloid hype in my supermarket checkout line, that they are a couple.

Beyond that, they never crossed my radar
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 07:50 PM
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7. YES YES YES OH YESSSSSSS!!! She's available!!!
Wait a minute, even I'm not that desperate! :P
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 08:26 PM
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8. Plastic. From head to toe.


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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 08:55 PM
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10. He'd be better off buying an inflatable doll.
Edited on Fri May-28-10 09:06 PM by edbermac
They're smarter than Heidi too.
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 09:08 PM
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12. She can do that pose too.


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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 09:19 PM
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13. Looks like if you stuck a pin in those things, they'd pop.
I swear I'd need a bottle of Viagra to get it up for her. :puke:
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-28-10 09:00 PM
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11. Oh good, in time for Friday news dump
and early enough to be covered on The Soup!!!
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 08:47 AM
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14. her career in porn starts in 5...4...3...2...
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 11:52 AM
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15. well her tit`s are so big she can`t be hugged
and Spencer should be sent to the funny farm
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 05:38 PM
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18. I'd hit it. n/t
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 05:40 PM
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19. Yes, but would you go to bed with it.
:hide:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 06:14 PM
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20. Yuck.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-29-10 06:18 PM
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21. consider that Spencer Pratt has her boyfriend
that has to be like a unclaimed territory

:P
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