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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 09:52 AM
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Request please for farters - DON'T USE GLADE TO HIDE THE SMELL!!!!
It doesn't work, and it's a waste of Glade. You end up with pine-n-farts; not a good combo.

Light a frickin' match!

Better yet, use some Beano.
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 10:14 AM
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1. Here are some more effective products
Fibreeze - removes aged farts from couch cushions

Lysol - better than Glade - stronger and cleaner too

Yankee Candles - just lighting the match to light the candle helps

A fan

Sniffer cats - to point out the offenders so you can avoid inviting them to your apartment again.

Farting cats - to take the blame when you fart


Remember beans are good for you.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:04 AM
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6. Where did this idea that....
...Lysol smell = clean smell come from? I hate the smell of Lysol!
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 10:20 AM
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2. what a helpful post!
:lol:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 10:43 AM
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3. I thought so.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 10:56 AM
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4. A fart joke
This young woman has really bad gas, her farts smell so bad they've been peeling the paint off the walls. Her boyfriend is coming over and she doesn't want him to smell her farts.
So, she feels one coming on, knowing it's going to be nasty she grabs a can of pine air freshner, and runs for the elevator. While she's in there she lets a long, loud, nasty one and sprays the air freshner.
Just then the elevator stops a drunk falls in, his eyes glaze over as he breathes in the odor and exclaims Jesussss forking krist, it smells like somebody shit a pinetree in here.
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bearfan454 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:00 AM
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5. Ozium works good.
Mrs bearfan sleeps on the couch sometimes it is so bad. Garlic and sauerkraut and chili dogs are the worst.
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StlMo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 11:27 AM
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7. Dave Attell is right-

Dave Attell: In the battle of smells, "nothing beats ass"
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