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spotbird

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:13 PM
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Name the shortest book ever written.

My contribution:

Honesty and Integrity in the Bush Administration

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WI_DEM

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:15 PM
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1. "The wit and wisdom of George W. Bush"

never got beyond the title page.

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ProfessorGAC

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:16 PM
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2. The Keys to Openess & Transparency In The White House

by Li'l Georgie and Tricky Dick.
The Professor

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:18 PM
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3. "The Original Thoughts of George W. Bush"

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BringEmOn

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:20 PM
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4. "Wut I Lerned In Skool" by George W. Bush

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WilliamPitt

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:24 PM
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5. Positive Accomplishments of George W. Bush

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Mz Pip

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:25 PM
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6. See Spot Run

Dubya's favorite book.

MzPip
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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:25 PM
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7. Ethics, by Dick Cheney

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:26 PM
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8. "The Positive Influence of Wal-Mart in Western Society"

This is actually a book made of anti-matter. If you buy it, your library will decrease in size.

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ElsewheresDaughter

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:33 PM
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9. "everything men know about women"

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VelmaD

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:35 PM
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10. Don't forget its sequel...

Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 12:36 PM by VelmaD

"Everything Women Know About Men". :-)

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terrya

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:37 PM
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11. "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Ann Coulter

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:38 PM
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12. Respect and Civility in the GD:2004 Primary Forum

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VelmaD

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:51 PM
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16. "Why I think sex threads are A-Ok"...

by Skinner. :-)

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Rowdyboy

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:40 PM
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13. "Why Nader Must Run"

by the 50 million people who voted for Gore.

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felonious thunk

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:40 PM
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14. Positive moments in American culture: Reality TV

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phillybri

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:50 PM
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15. "The Big Book of Republican Morality"

:evilgrin:

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VOX

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Mon Mar-29-04 12:59 PM
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17. "Selecting the Right Wig" by Trent Lott

Very slim volume. :evilgrin:

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BlueJazz

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:02 PM
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18. "Innovative Music" by Britney Spears

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Duckiesplaything

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:06 PM
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19. There is a book

I think it's called 101 things men know about women. (don't quote me on the exact title) It's a book of blank pages between two covers....has to the shortest actual writing in a book.

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ronnykmarshall

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:07 PM
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20. Charo's Guide To Gooder English

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BringEmOn

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:09 PM
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21. "The Application of the Teachings of Jesus to

Republican Party Policy."

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BringEmOn

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:11 PM
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22. "How To Say No To Drugs" by Rush Limbaugh

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shekina

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:14 PM
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23. Marriage Counseling 101 by Newt Gingrich

eom

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LynneSin

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Mon Mar-29-04 01:16 PM
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24. "How to get ahead in a man's world" by C. Rice

:crazy:

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