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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:55 PM
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CONFESS!!!!!!!! What gives you gas?
Come on, don't be shy - what foods, if you eat them, are guarenteed to be memorable for the rest of your day (if you know what I mean).

ME? Lactose and I are not friends, not even on speaking terms!!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:55 PM
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1. Dried fruits.
Phew! x(
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:56 PM
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2. Escarole with beans, sure to make me toot up a storm
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:56 PM
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3. I Get My Gas At The Local Loaf & Jug
And this morning, I paid $1.71 a gallon for it.

:-)
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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:56 PM
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4. Tomatoes
Love 'em but they don't love me.
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:56 PM
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5. cabbage
and I love the stuff

DDQM
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:57 PM
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7. ewww - I can't imagine folks doing that Cabbage Diet
My mother tried it, said the 3 pounds she loss was all through her farting.

yuck!!
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commander bunnypants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:01 PM
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10. fry it up in a little olive oil and old bay
good eats

DDQM
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:57 PM
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6. These days, it seems pretty much everything.
Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 04:57 PM by TXlib
I think I could single-handedly (single-buttedly?) supply my company's natural gas obligations.
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Xithras Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:57 PM
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8. Anything with eggs
I love eggs...my wife quit loving them after we met :7
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musiclawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 04:59 PM
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9. gluten!
I started getting real sensitive to gluten about a year ago. Since then, I lost 20 pounds. So blessing in disguise--no bread, no pasta etc. So I look real good, but man, will I get scewed up if I eat it. Bloating, gas coming out both ends. I imagine the gluten rotting inside me, not getting digested.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:01 PM
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11. Apples!!
and dried fruit.

DEADLY on the intestines. Painful too.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:39 PM
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21. AND BEER.
Ouch.
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Duckiesplaything Donating Member (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:02 PM
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12. The Shell station at the corner....
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:04 PM
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13. Milk
I'm lactose intolerant, also.

Funny story. I used to team drive big rigs. At one time I had this partner who got really bad gas from eating something or other. I warned him that if he did not stop, I would drink a big old bunch of milk to get revenge. Well, he did not stop so I was forced to bring out the big guns. I drank one of those big bottles of milk that you can get in truckstops and I had gas for about five hours. We're talking serious SBDs here. After that, my partner saw things my way.
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:07 PM
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14. Just About Any Vegetable Matter
and I try to squeeze in a goodly portion every day. (Not for that reason, of course.) :)
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bucknaked Donating Member (818 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:08 PM
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15. Guinness, Harps and cabbage...
The week of Saint Patty's day, I was waking myself up in the middle of the night. You know, I thought I had stopped laughing at my own farts years ago, but I those badboys had me giggling at 3am in the morning.

A few times, some of them were so fierce, I felt it better to fire 'em off on the commode, just in case.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:13 PM
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16. Breathing air.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:14 PM
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17. sodas
especially colas. I just can't drink them anymore or the whole neighborhood will hear my belching.
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:20 PM
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18. Conoco,
Total, Amoco, P-66.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:27 PM
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19. Onions and green peppers
Edited on Mon Mar-29-04 05:30 PM by geniph
and the older I get, the worse they are to me. I have to pick them out of my food now, or my husband will divorce me.

Ever set off a smoke alarm in your sleep, without realizing it was you that did it? My ex-husband did that after one particularly memorable batch of chili. Set the alarm off in his dorm room, dutifully went and stood outside in the cold for 10 minutes until he realized no one else's alarm was going off. Went back in, back to sleep. Did it again. Did this three times before he realized he was producing the cloud of noxious gases that was setting off the alarm. Now, THAT'S gas.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-30-04 05:32 AM
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30. that is just horrible
:wow:
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Mrs. Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 05:32 PM
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20. Damn Near Everything!
It's a curse.
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DEM FAN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:03 PM
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22. Me. BUSH Beans.
:D
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:06 PM
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23. Get Beano for the Bean Farts!
Beans have a protein that your stomach doesn't break down, but the bacteria in your lower digestive tract do. A drop of Beano on your first bite adds an enzyme that lets your stomach break those down, and hence less gas!
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:09 PM
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24. Nothing GIVES me gas. I have to buy it.
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:15 PM
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25. The local Citgo station
I fillup every week or so.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:22 PM
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26. Anything... my farts can move mountains.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:25 PM
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27. Same here. Just about everything....
Of course, my diet is a far cry from being considered "healthy".

Thankfully, I only get a craving for White Castle burgers about every three months or so.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:26 PM
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28. Everything gives me gas...
The question is...have you ever woken yourself up farting? I have...lol
Duckie
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-29-04 06:31 PM
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29. I plead the Fifth.
<brrraaaaap>

"huh? whozzat?"
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-30-04 05:40 AM
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31. Just about anything I eat gives me gas.
And I don't dare eat beans if I am going out in public.
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-30-04 05:43 AM
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32. I Believe These Will
http://tipito.com/
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-30-04 05:43 AM
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33. you
:farts:
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