Okay, here are the new rules about marriage.

In order to preserve its sanctity, if one has been previously married (i.e.is divorced), dated (euphemism for "had sex with") more than 2 people before marrying for the first time (And one must be the person you are marrying. We left a little wiggle room for youthful romps.), lusted after someone in your heart while being married (sorry, Mr. Carter), then you have failed the sanctity of marriage test and will never be given a marriage license and/or your present license will be rendered null and void. You can, of course, still serve in all the branches of government and make rules about others and about their rights and privileges in this area.

At least I can keep my government job. :hi:

want to reveal; wives in foreign countries, illicit affairs with some of those celebs that have been in Austin lately leading, illegal conga lines? Please tell all.

I missed the illegal conga line; it sounded fun, until the police showed up.

realize that a white wedding is out. Edited to add: if you are allowed to break the rules and marry after all.

I'll wear a black tuxedo. :-)

I practice safe sex, if that makes things better. O8)

sanctity really means, safe or not.

...I have a clue as to what sanctimonious means. This is why I don't watch The 700 Club. :silly:

spirit. Kidding aside, I have noticed that the people I know who scream about family values the most are the biggest repuke hypocrites. Too bad, they don't really believe in the sanctity of anything but a dollar bill.

:-)

;)

what an amoral, immoral, sinner you are!!!!!!!!! Now go lash yourself 100 times with a wet noodle and sit in sackcloth and ashes for three days!

Sheesh, ya think ya know someone and here they go confessing to something like this! Who'da thunk it, especially where David's concerned (no, wait, don't answer that!)

And we ain't talkin' the Superman "S", either.

Hey, if women had to go around wearing letter A's branded on them, then why shouldn't errant, straying gentlemen have the letter S stamped on their t-shirts?????

I'm loyal to the woman I am with at any particular time. O8)

"sugar won't melt in my mouth" routine?

Promise.

mine of what is good is the same. I do not think so. Good for whom exactly?

Except Republicans, I suppose. :-)

Mom and Dad did a good job with me. They deserve some serious thanks.

to them. I like teasing you though.

You are a good, just and moral person yourself. You raised some fine children, too. Smart, they are! :-)

Sounds good. :-)

we WILL TELL.

Confession is good for the soul. And we can hardly wait (slobbers and rubs hands together).

Ahem, and by the way, is there some sort of grandmother clause for all the new rules?

semi-cravings. (My husband who is deceased was very jealous and so I have a hard time even writing that. He had been dead 8 years but I still am hearing a small roar over that revelation. Okay way too much personal info. Back to the subject at hand.) so you must also.

I will leave it to the other sinners (and I am still waiting).

To you, efhmc, I'm sorry for that loss, and didn't mean to be flip (well, maybe a little, but not at your expense).

Semi-cravings? Hm-m-m.

and as Houston people we already knew and hated the bushes probably before some of the babies here were born. Obviously, I wanted to poke fun at all those RWers who are such hypocrites about marriage and the "family". As I've already alluded to, I knew countless of them white males) that dumped the first wife and children after they made some bucks to get a new model. They were all such church goers and fit all the weirdness and hypocrcy that is going on now. So lets laugh at them and their insane ideas of marriage.

If you disrespect the institution of marriage so much that you aren't already married then there's no reason to trust you with the right to be married.

sanctity requirements. Thank you.

and you are welcome

Since my marriage has been a paragon of virtue and perfect love, and I myself have been without fault and beyond reproach in every aspect of my married life, and before that, and in fact, since I was born, I have some ideas.

No, I don't.

My edit: Those clueless, uptight, controlling, unkind, unaccepting, jerks who wish so desperatly to circumscribe every intimate decision consenting adults make, well, they don't have any good ideas either. Only the ideas that hurt other people. Jerks.

knowledge being shared with me and others. Oh, well, c'est la vie. (OMG, please do not tell the bushies I wrote a French phrase.)

See my post, good old American misspelling.

I can't even use smilies, that's just how American I am.

Like this thread, by the way. Thank you, or as you non-Americans like to say "mercy bowcue".

honored and proud to know you. (I am curtsying. Oh no, another very unAmerican thing to do, unless, of course, one comes upon a member of the royal bush dynasty.)

do I surrender them upon my entrance into the marines...?

MrsGrumpy a marine....oh my...giggle, gasp...snort...



and no, I'm not telling which one of us had more "dates"...

and will be paired up with a mate selected by the government based on properly moral algorithms so they might lead a fruitful and decent, non-democratic, life.

marriage disassembling license?

himself disassembled. I should have known better. No room for forgiveness? It was a very lonely time in my life....

marriage.

And you could also think about turning the stereo up to 11.

Thus, you may be able to keep your marriage sanctified.

Thanks a LOT.

I am sorry for any inconvenience but we must preserve the SANCTITY of MARRIAGE or we are doomed as a nation. Edited to add: and as a society.

I guess I'll be loving my nuts more then. :cry: :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x955404

in the footsteps of those strong believers in marriage like those individuals in our government making these much needed laws in our behalf.

hmmm...;)

Married and divorced twice and been with at least 45 women...

I'm not sure about guys and livestock, I used to drink a lot and some years are a bit fuzzy....

rules and laws for others. You can become a hypocritical repuke and make laws telling others what is right and wrong for them as individuals. Doesn't that sound like fun? (Every DUers' dream.)

Oh shoot, no I wouldn't. It included the one I married. Missed that. Do you promise though that it renders it null and void now? Wow, that makes life much simpler.

Yep, no sanctity, no marriage. You might want to think about separate home because once that sanctity amendment passes, you will be a goner.