How much do you love your nuts?

A question for the guys, how much do you love your nuts? Are their times you wish they weren't there? Have they ever gotten in the way?

C'mon guys, do you love your "boys"?

If I get to post about Boobies....

:hippie:

especially if they are on the boy from impanema!

:-)

and sometimes I find myself holding onto them without actually knowing. Strange, eh?

Too bad Lefty tried to have me killed in May 1999.. he was threatening to send cancer cells to my lymph nodes, and so he had to go bye-bye. Silly nut.. he didn't know any better!

But Righty is a good, loyal nut.. and he's having a slammin' good time! :evilgrin:

:shrug:

Do I have to think about your guys' nuts? I just ate...;-)

I support your bid for equality. Y'all go!

:shrug:

But I can't imagine that they do. I usually find sitting to be the time they mostly get in the way, especially if wearing loose fitting clothes. Sometimes you gotta 'adjust'.

Loose fitting clothing, sitting, standing, sleeping, running. There's always a problem of "floppage."

pecans and peanuts are good too. Cashews are good but way too unhealthy.

:evilgrin:

14 hours at work...all i want is some fucking sleep

LOL
good night:toast: :hi:

The other one is in his office...

Hot Nuts. Oh, I got Hot Nuts, I got the Hot Nuts for you...

Habanero peanuts....

I got the Hot Nuts for you....

From the package: Cashews from India, Filberts from Turkey, Pecans from USA, Brazils from Bolivia. Multi-cultural nuts! :hi:

:-)

I do love my nuts a ton and voted accordingly. I do have a problem with Mr. Righty (figures). When ever a playmate is lavishing special attention in that area Mr. Righty moves upward and tries to burrow deep into my abdominal cavity. Goddamn does it hurt when it tries to force it's way in! This has only happened in the last 10 years or so. The movement is so fast and predictable that when my ex first noticed it she immediately figured out how to make it dance! She got a big kick out of it and would chide me for being such a baby when I wanted her to stop, but she just never got how painful that was.

Because of the situation I did not want her to get "off track" so I would grit my teeth until she would get bored and move on. I think that she kind of trained it to move in response to certain "stimuli", and now it happens when ever someone is down there or lightly runs her nails upward on the inside of my right thigh. I wish I knew how to make Mr. Righty behave!

Isn't zhat veird!?!

So don't hit me there. :silly:

So for nut-bearers and nut-lovers :loveya: alike, here's a :toast: to fun with nuts!!! :bounce: (I think the bouncy guy forgot his cup.)

Look how green he is. :P

but they hurt when my dog punches them or when they pinch me when I sit down. :scared: