Robot Bartender

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "130."

So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy,
investments, insurance, and so on.

The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."

Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responded, "100."

So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.

The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."

A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "70."

The robot then asked, "So, are you Republicans really going to keep W as your candidate??"

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It's funny Mary Pat, I just think everyone is off watching The Daily Show right now. Richard Clarke is the guest. I'm taping it so I can
fast forward through the commercials.

Here's a little ditty I got via e-mail today:

If I Only Had A Brain/If I Only Had a Heart
(for two voices, Dubya and Dick)

(Dubya)

I'd read poetry for hours
Circulate in ivory towers
Know Mexico from Spain
I would say it very bluntly
Africa is not a country
If I only had a brain

I would postulate and lecture
But not make false conjecture
Correctly pronounce names
They would let me get my war on
And no one would call me "moron"
If I only had a brain

Oh I cannot deny that the world thinks I'm a boor
But listen while I tell you what's in store
We're gonna bomb and bomb some more

(Dick)

I wouldn't kill Iraqi children
And terrorize civilians
Pretend that war is art
I would be a good neighbor
Even talk to Al Queda
If I only had a heart

Though my veins are full of oil
And my greedy hands are soiled
I could make a brand new start
I'd love Saddam and his mama
Like I used to love Osama
If I only had a heart

Picture me
Big Dick Cheney
With a heart that's full of gold
And a conscience that cannot be bought or sold
Too hard to see?
Well good for me!

(Duet for Dubya and Dick)

We will trample world opinion
And confirm it's our dominion
If we only bomb Iraq
We'll turn cities into rubble
There will be no more trouble
If we only bomb Iraq

By George Mann (2/8/03)
From the new CD "Just A Few Bad Apples"
www.georgeandjulius.com

Sonia

What a great song. And it really is singable!

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