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WillParkinson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-31-04 08:07 AM
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The Robotic Bartender - You'll love it!
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "130." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool."
Another gent came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50."
The robot then asked, "So, are you Republicans really going to re-elect George Bush?"
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-31-04 09:20 AM
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1. Great joke!
I'm passing it on. Thanks.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-31-04 09:21 AM
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2. Any IQ lower than that and the bartender would have been...
....talking to the WHite House Idiot himself!
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President_G_W_Bush Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-31-04 10:23 AM
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4. Hey, now!
I resemble that remark!

:silly:
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-31-04 09:25 AM
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3. I'm Surprised
The bartender didn't ask for his social security number and an "enroll-in-war" effort.

Hitler did.
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