Reese Witherspoon...who I like to refer to as Ms. Reese Witherspoon-Vespucci.

Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed May-04-11 03:19 PM
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Reese Witherspoon...who I like to refer to as Ms. Reese Witherspoon-Vespucci.

:-)

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Wed May-04-11 04:03 PM
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1. What good is life if you cannot dream?

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Iggo

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Wed May-04-11 04:07 PM
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2. I want to put her in my pocket...

....then take her out and make her say cute stuff cutely, then put her back in my pocket for later.

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MiddleFingerMom

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Wed May-04-11 05:36 PM
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3. kick n/t

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Wed May-04-11 08:05 PM
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4. You guys are so funny! Yes, she is adorable.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Wed May-04-11 08:15 PM
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5. For SOMEONE, she was the girl next door! Can you believe that?

I can imagine people at backyard barbecue, and someone tosses out the expression "the girl next door," and someone says "The girl who used to live next door to me was Reese Witherspoon," and at that point I'd have to walk over to the big steel tub filled with ice water they use to keep the beer and soft drinks cold and plunge my heard in and go "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Then I'd lift up my head, shake it back and forth, and say "Really?" and they'd say "Really," and I'd stick my head back in the tub and go "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

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UTUSN

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Wed May-04-11 09:31 PM
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6. I've always seen you as my brother-in-law. n/t

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nolabear

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Wed May-04-11 09:34 PM
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7. Perky.

I can see it. I'm still chuckling at MFM's "Reese Withouterspoon"

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Angry Dragon

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Wed May-04-11 10:29 PM
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8. She has gotten better looking as she has gotten older

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freshwest

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Wed May-04-11 10:32 PM
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9. Yes, she has. Inspiring.

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SPKrazy

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Wed May-04-11 11:20 PM
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10. She is secretly married to me

and this is all a facade to the outside world

She's mine, all mine

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

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