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RedSpartan Donating Member (736 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 03:23 PM
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Post your own Dos Equis slogans here!
A few I like (can't say I made them all up, though, just the first three):

"The golf ball Alan Shepard hit while on the moon had his initials on it -- and was already there."

"LL Cool J's momma told him to knock LL out."

"He built Rome in half a day."

"He went to a psychic once -- to warn her."

"He simply walks into Mordor."

"He IS Victoria's Secret."


Stay thirsty my friends.
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 03:27 PM
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1. He isn't on Facebook. Strangers walk up to him and tell him they like him.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 04:46 PM
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6. Celebrities choose to follow *HIM* on twitter.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 03:29 PM
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2. He knew about Batman's secret identity before Bob Kane Bill Finger wrote it
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Rosie1223 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 03:31 PM
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3. M&Ms melt in his hand.
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 03:36 PM
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4. He always goes 'Commando' monogrammed...


Tikki
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 04:44 PM
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5. The most interesting man in the world on Charlie Sheen:
Edited on Fri May-06-11 04:54 PM by Initech


"The blood of the toro runs much deeper than that of the tiger."

"Stay thirsty my friends."
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 04:55 PM
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7. While standing, he made his imprint at Grauman's Chinese
. . . without stepping into the cement.
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RedSpartan Donating Member (736 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 05:02 PM
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10. Strong!
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 04:58 PM
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8. Love your first one
"The golf ball Alan Shepard hit while on the moon had his initials on it -- and was already there."

:rofl:
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RedSpartan Donating Member (736 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 05:02 PM
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9. Thanks! I'm proud of that one.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 06:03 PM
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11. Some men wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears his used pajamas.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 06:14 PM
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12. Chuck Norris tells "Most Interesting Man in the World" jokes
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-06-11 06:35 PM
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13. LOL!
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 01:38 PM
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14. Brian Wilson can throw a 95mph fastball. He can throw Brian Wilson 95mph.
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 02:27 PM
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15. He doesn't breathe
He holds air hostage.
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 11:53 PM
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16. He told the President where he could find bin Laden. nt
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-07-11 11:57 PM
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17. "He's faster than a speeding building, and able to leap tall bullets at a single bound..."
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chollybocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 12:15 AM
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18. He brought beds and baths beyond.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 12:29 AM
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19. It's a good campaign
I'm still gonna refer to it as "Dos Suckies", cause well...
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 12:47 AM
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20. He made Mussolini run on time. n/t
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-08-11 12:48 AM
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21. He can kick Chuck Norris's ass..
...and not even break a sweat doing so.
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