Here is how you handle it when fundie nuts come to your door

snooper2

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Thu May-12-11 01:45 PM
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Here is how you handle it when fundie nuts come to your door

:rofl:

I thought they were supposed to be "peaceful" :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EezhCCoYbww&feature=related

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progressoid

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Thu May-12-11 01:49 PM
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1. "You're going to hell!!"

Love it!

:spray:

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struggle4progress

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Thu May-12-11 02:14 PM
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2. I'd guess tossing water balloons at people could result in assault charges. If you don't

want somebody on your property, just tell them to leave. If you don't like folk knocking your door, put up a sign

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snooper2

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Thu May-12-11 02:26 PM
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3. no, I think I like the water ballon idea better...

or even better yet, wash em' down with a hose :rofl:

stupid fundies

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struggle4progress

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Thu May-12-11 03:15 PM
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5. I'm sure you can find more cases by searching:

Water balloon toss leads to assault charge
By Associated Press
August 16, 2007
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070816/NEWS11/70816007/-1/rss04

June 9, 2008
Police: Suspects hit cop with water balloon
By Bruno Matarazzo Jr.
http://www.salemnews.com/local/x1150903577/Police-Suspects-hit-cop-with-water-balloon/print

Suspects in water balloon assaults face charges
October 16, 2009
http://orient.bowdoin.edu/orient/article.php?date=2009-10-16�ion=1&id=2

Chandler man facing eye damage from water balloon
Posted on July 20, 2010 at 1:57 PM
http://www.fox11az.com/news/local/Chandler-man-facing-eye-damage-from-water-balloon-98863569.html

Students arrested for throwing water balloon at police
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04e_1222821882&jwp_version=5

$25,000 bail for a water balloon?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-196632.html

If you decide to toss waterbombs at strangers, don't claim DU talked you into it

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MilesColtrane

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Thu May-12-11 02:33 PM
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4. I would have gone with boiling oil from the roof, but that's just me.

I value my sleep.

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Philippine expat

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Thu May-12-11 07:07 PM
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6. Many years ago

when I was in the US Navy some of this type of people came to my door.
When I politely told them I wasn't interested 1 of them asked "Aren't you interested in world peace?"
I replied "Hell no, it would put me out of a job."

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