Your first day in a new school can be VERY stressful.

MiddleFingerMom

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Thu May-12-11 08:34 PM
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Your first day in a new school can be VERY stressful.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Thu May-12-11 08:42 PM
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1. This reminded me of a yuppie couple I saw outside of a Mexican restaurant in Milpitas

...average-looking, both of them, but that yuppie stench rising off of them like the fumes on top of Pepe LePew's laundry basket.

So the guy starts using his tongue to give a tonsillectomy to this woman on the middle of the parking lot. There might have been some leg humping going on too.

I was in the back seat of the car, riding back to work with friends. I rolled down the window and yelled "SPRAY HER! MARK YOUR TERRITORY!"

Because with yuppies, it's all about your homely-assed boyfriend or girlfriend meaning something, and about the power of your penis or vagina in the public square.

Sweet Jesus, do I fucking hate yuppies.

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marzipanni

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Fri May-13-11 01:03 AM
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2. When my brother was about twelve he'd yell "I LOVE YOU!" out of the car window

if we drove past any PDA. The people would break it off, look to see who said it, and laugh.

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Angry Dragon

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Fri May-13-11 10:36 PM
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3. purrrrrrrrrr

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solara

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Sat May-14-11 12:58 PM
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4. lol

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