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Tabasco_Dave Donating Member (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 12:05 AM
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My girlfriend got a " welcome to the AARP" letter today
She's only 48. Our weekend is ruined.

HEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!

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strategery blunder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 02:23 AM
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1. I've gotten an AARP card/welcome stuff, and I'm only 25!
:evilgrin:
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Art_from_Ark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 02:26 AM
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2. That's not too bad
I got a "Welcome to AARP" letter when I was 26.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 05:33 AM
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3. Here's my best AARP story
My sister has a gang of friends we call the Sex and the City Group. They are all late-40s, divorced or single, drop-dead gorgeous, dressed to the nines, etc. Well, one of them was dating a jerkwad CEO in his late 50s. One night, when the gang was at a local club, CEO Douchebag sends her a text saying he's breaking up with her because "she's too old for him." Not two minutes later, she gets a spam text asking her to join AARP. Not really the best time for her to get that AARP offer.

mikey_the_rat
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 02:43 PM
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elleng Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 02:48 PM
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5. and the Law of Gravity!
:rofl:
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 02:50 PM
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6. They start early because you will forget who they are by the
time you need to join. :)
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 03:41 PM
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7. I got those when I was in my 30s.
I got onto some list they bought. Then, I didn't hear from them until I was a few months short of 50.
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 06:55 PM
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8. LOL! I swear people would just as soon have the Grim Reaper show up at the door.
I think that's the sound you make when that letter shows up..."AARP!"
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 07:16 PM
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9. About 2 years ago I got a brochure advertising cemetary plots.
:cry:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-13-11 07:32 PM
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10. I'm closing on 70 and get burial insurance offers weekly.
I ain't gonna be 'buried'.
I'm going out in a brilliant flame!
:-)
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Tabasco_Dave Donating Member (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 12:41 AM
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11. Thanks everyone!
She's over it now, i bought her some flowers and i'm taking her to our favorite restaurant.

:)
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Bryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 12:59 PM
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12. I get those, and I'm in my thirties
If anything, I find them disappointing; if they'd let me join now, I would be flashing that card for discounts like a mofo...
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Bryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 01:01 PM
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13. Dupe
Edited on Sat May-14-11 01:01 PM by Bryan
n/t
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 02:59 PM
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14. My dad and I have the same first and last names.
He's 80, and I'll be 50 before the end of the 5-month rapture.

For all I know, I'm getting AARP lit and I just don't realize it!
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