Out of ALL the superheroes, The Flash is probably the WORST influence on young impressionable minds.

MiddleFingerMom

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Fri May-13-11 09:52 PM
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Out of ALL the superheroes, The Flash is probably the WORST influence on young impressionable minds.

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nolabear

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Fri May-13-11 09:57 PM
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1. Or Augusten Burroughs gets a second career.

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Fri May-13-11 10:31 PM
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2. Talk about your one-trick ponies...

...I mean, the bastard can run. That's it. The answer to "what else can he do in addition to running" is "nothing."

I'll bet he doesn't even play a musical instrument. Too busy running to practice...the bastard.

:eyes:

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RandomThoughts

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Fri May-13-11 10:33 PM
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3. Usually you two do insults in seperate threads.

Odd that you got together in same thread.

Maybe you have to be able to hear the other effects.

AC/DC - Thunderstruck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RukUetw0hAM

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MiddleFingerMom

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Fri May-13-11 10:39 PM
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5. HAHAHA!!! We've bookended you!!! I just wanna know... which one of us is Laurel and which Hardy? n/t

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RandomThoughts

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Sat May-14-11 03:20 AM
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7. I just found it an anomoly.

Edited on Sat May-14-11 03:22 AM by RandomThoughts

You both usually post your comments of that type as new threads.

And your view of it fits your view.

Why would it matter who you think you might be?

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MiddleFingerMom

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Fri May-13-11 10:37 PM
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4. There IS one who gets even LESS respect in the Justice League (Go make me a sammitch!!!) HAHAHA!!!

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Amerigo Vespucci

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Fri May-13-11 10:53 PM
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6. It's TRUE! The fucker can hold his breath for long periods of time...

...but so can any eighth grader whose parents refuse to buy him a Sony PlayStation.

:rofl:

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AllenVanAllen

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Sat May-14-11 03:52 AM
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8. Who needs to breathe air...

Edited on Sat May-14-11 03:58 AM by AllenVanAllen

when you can talk to fish? http://youtu.be/c8wN_cA-fQg

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Gidney N Cloyd

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Sat May-14-11 08:46 AM
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9. Wow, I didn't know Aquaman could shoot slinkys out of his eyes.

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rug

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Sat May-14-11 08:51 AM
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10. Au contraire.

Powers and abilities

All incarnations of the Flash can move, think, and react at superhuman speeds. Some, notably later versions, can vibrate so fast that they can walk through walls, travel through time and can also lend and borrow speed. Furthermore, all members have an invisible aura around their bodies that prevents themselves and their clothes from being affected by air friction as they move at high speed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flash_(comics)#Powers_and_abilities

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solara

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Sat May-14-11 12:38 PM
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11. indeed

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