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steve2470 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 01:50 PM
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Brazilian Woman Wins The Right To Watch Porn & Masturbate At Work
http://jezebel.com/5801655/brazilian-woman-wins-the-right-to-watch-porn--masturbate-at-work

How do you relieve stress and anxiety when you're on the job? Do some online window shopping? Hit up the vending machine for some chocolate? Take a smoke break? One Brazilian woman masturbates. Eighteen times a day.

Ana Catarina Bezerra, a 36-year-old accountant, has a chemical imbalance. She suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality. She finds that masturbating helps… for a little while. According to Guanabee, Bezerra explains:

"I got so bad I would to masturbate up to forty seven-times a day. That's when I asked for help, I knew it wasn't normal."


Now Bezerra has seen a doctor, and she's medicated, so she doesn't need to jill off as often. But she still needs to. And she had to take her employer to court in order to be allowed to masturbate during the workday. A few weeks ago she won her case, which means she can reach orgasm at work as often as she requires — and use her work computer to look at porn. And since happy employees are more productive, Bezerra is probably the best accountant in Brazil.

*end of excerpt*

If this is true, I really feel sorry for her.
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 01:52 PM
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1. "Jill off?" Never heard that one
Although it's perfectly apt.
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freshwest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 01:54 PM
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2. Well, I never! Talk about on the job perks...
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 03:31 PM
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3. I love seeing clever new additions to the lexicon! "Jill off", indeed.

Two thumbs up!


:thumbsup: :thumbsup:



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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 03:33 PM
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4. She writes off her dildos as a business expense
Did I just say that?
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Justpat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 04:01 PM
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5. 47 times?


Does she keep a checklist somewhere on her desk?
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 04:14 PM
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7. Funny you should ask...
Yes...YES....YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!! She does.
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JaneQPublic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 10:38 PM
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11. Well, she is an accountant. (nt)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 04:04 PM
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6. She's lucky she doesn't start a fire in her groin.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 06:09 PM
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8. This reminds me of a joke.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 11:16 PM
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12. Huh?
:P

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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 08:43 PM
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9. Where does she work again?
And are they hiring?
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 09:23 PM
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10. kick
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shanti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-14-11 11:52 PM
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13. yikes!
i hope she has an enclosed office!
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