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leftyladyfrommo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 07:20 PM
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Saw a funny bumper sticker on an old beat up truck
I suffer from CRS

(can't remember shit)

I really need that one.

My other favorite was: Hows My Driving?
Call 1-800-eat-shit
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:08 AM
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1. Uncle Charley
My friend's uncle, to be precise - told me "I've adapted to CRS, but I don't like it when I get toward CRAFT!"

CRAFT = Cannot Rember A Fucking Thing!
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:10 AM
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2. My fave?
"The voices in my head told me to go home and clean the guns"
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:18 AM
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4. Why don't the voices in people's heads ever say
"Feed the hungry" or "Volunteer at the library"?
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:21 AM
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6. Saw a T-shirt -
"The voices in my head tell me you have issues..."
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leftyladyfrommo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:27 AM
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3. Oh, those are too funny,.
I love bumper stickers. I love the cars that are covered in them.
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:19 AM
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5. Jam Band fans have great bumperstickers - in profusion
The Friday befor the Phish show in Limestone, Me., a caller to WBLM said "I nevah seen so many bumpah stickas on the Turnpike! I'm tellin ya, it's pandamonium out heah!

My favorite - on a VW bus, at the Oxford, ME Dead show "Who are the Grateful Dead, and why are they following me?"
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