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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:51 PM
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MrScorpio Answers Questions About Shit That He Doesn't Really Know
Why am I qualified to answer any of your questions?

Because I say so, Silly Rabbit.

So, if you want REAL answers, look elsewhere. If you want MY answers, then what the fuck are you waiting for?

Come on and ask me.

Disclaimer: Apply any of my answers at your own risk.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:52 PM
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1. Alright
What's the current piece of music I have on my piano stand?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:56 PM
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3. Apparently, it's something that you love to play
Edited on Tue May-17-11 11:58 PM by MrScorpio
Otherwise, it wouldn't be there
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:56 PM
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4. Yes, but what's the title?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:02 AM
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9. If I had to guess, it would be between Chin Nuku Juushii and How Much is that Doggie in the Window?
I dunno, Beethoven's 7th Symphony 2nd Movement?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:05 AM
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11. None of the above
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvORNovUG9Y

Good guess though.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:55 PM
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2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:57 PM
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5. African or European?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-17-11 11:57 PM
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6. Since you didn't specify whether is was African or European...
I take it that you've been drinking heavily again
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:00 AM
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7. String theory.
What's up with that?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:03 AM
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10. Theoretical Physicists need to make a living! nt
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:00 AM
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8. OK
what REALLY happened to Sam Cooke?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:05 AM
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12. Mafia Hitmen nt
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 01:15 AM
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13. Why has GM gone and started requiring soft ties on all their vehicles....
Edited on Wed May-18-11 01:16 AM by A HERETIC I AM
INCLUDING pickup trucks? Are they nuts?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:04 PM
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23. Yeah, they are
It's pretty much apparent, isn't it?
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HappyMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:47 AM
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14. Is it ever going to stop raining here?
How much is that doggie in the window?

When will they finally cancel American Idol?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:05 PM
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24. Yes, $2.59, I hope to Gawd so!
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:59 AM
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15. why do fools fall in love?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:06 PM
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25. Because they need love too
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 09:27 AM
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16. Are we allowed, here at DU, to answer questions about shit we don't really know?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:07 PM
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26. If not, I really don't care. I'm doing it anyway
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:13 PM
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39. Welcome to DU!
:D
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Tikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 09:30 AM
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17. Tried, Tired, Tiered and Teared....which do you like best...
and why ?




Tikki
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:08 PM
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27. Tiered… Because it's the best way to stack them all
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 09:44 AM
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18. Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:08 PM
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28. Faded away
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 12:29 PM
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19. How many more items can I add to my desktop, Mr. Scorpio?





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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:09 PM
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29. Whatever the desk can support
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:12 PM
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32. I'm calling you in to the new A&E show "Desk Hoarders"
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 03:54 PM
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20. Who let the dogs out?
:shrug:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:22 PM
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22. Who?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:09 PM
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30. The Chief Dog Letter-Outer, of course
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:18 PM
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35. Michael Vick?
:P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 04:21 PM
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21. If the world is on a 24 hour rotation, how come human circadian rhythms are tuned to 25 hour cycles?
It's really screwing up my sleep needs.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:10 PM
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31. It's because we're broken
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:24 PM
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33. Dark energy. What's up with that?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:48 PM
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36. Well, Dark Matter has to run on something, right?
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many a good man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 08:46 PM
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34. If the Rapture really does come to pass...
will all the prono sites on the internets go out of business for lack of customers?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 10:49 PM
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37. No, they'll recover
Porn ALWAYS recovers
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Zorra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-11 11:01 PM
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38. Did the Knights Who Said "ni" say "ni" because they
couldn't say "it"?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-11 06:39 AM
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40. No.
No, Yes.


No. I mean no.


Yes.


Ni…..*
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-11 06:41 AM
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41. What movie should I watch on demand today?
I don't care if it actually exists in the listings or not, just give me a suggestion. :P
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-19-11 06:59 AM
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42. The Fifth Element
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