Are any DUers eligible for Rapture?

Just wondering.

Devoutly, JL2

I've been told I am going to burn in hell many times simply because I am a Democrat. I think that rules most of us at this site to be out of the running.

But I don't think the Jesus I know is making a pit stop here real soon.......

But I get by...

But I know someone with a hernia who could be. He told me I should truss him to take care of it. :o

my soul is tinted enough to know that even if god eventualy forgives me i wont be "raptured"
i am a word of jesus type christian in that i disallow everyone but jesus as no more of a voice of god than i am
jesus overall is pretty cool guy but he picked up some unbelieveable assholes during the early building days after he died
jesus pretty much says anyone acting like they know when or how or where all this shit will happen is a total lying douchebag
and i dont see him "rapturing" a total lying douchebag or his ardent followers
the crime here is that jesus would have spent all that advertising money on feeding and caring for the poor
and the poor of spirit

:shrug:

3rd row, right behind the bench. I had to sell my children, but I wouldn't miss this game for the world.

sometimes when diving.

but since leaving I'm no longer eligible.

Nothing like seeing movies about it when your six to make you hate even thinking about the rapture.

We lapsed catholics have a waiver clause in the contract. Do whatever we want, but as long as we recant on our deathbeds, all is forgiven. the key is not recanting too early. Don;t want to waste any time. I figure I'm going to wait for the first earthquake or brimstone to rain down, then I am so recanting and going to jesusland.

O8)

If you've ever even looked at GD, or GD: Presidential, it's a cardinal sin. Enjoy your burnin'! :)

Well, maybe not in the Lounge??