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digonswine (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 03:31 PM Original message |
Post your favorite mangled word or phrases- |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. This is more of a stunning spelling error, |
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digonswine (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 04:10 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I know- |
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Tikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. I think I thought it was...'taken for granite'...my professor... |
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logosoco (372 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
4. One of my favorites from my kids... |
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Lionel Mandrake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. A classical D. J. was once asked to play the Taco Bell Cannon |
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Glorfindel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Hyena hernia" for "hiatal" |
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Graybeard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
7. French benefits. |
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GreatCaesarsGhost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. Screaming Mighty Jesus |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
9. Twirling the jump rope for a couple neighbor girls while they sang... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
10. I saw a panel at a women's conference once that was billed as "How To Have An Organism". |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
11. For all intensive purposes. And I'll own up that for a long time I thought |
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astral (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 11:51 PM Response to Reply #11 |
34. ? it's not? |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 04:28 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. LOL. I can imagine your surprise. Thanks for laugh, you've made my day. |
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siligut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 01:49 PM Response to Reply #11 |
51. Had a doc ask me why a patient was moved to ICU |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
12. One of my sons called the remote control the "smokey troll." |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
13. Finger it out nt |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 09:54 AM Response to Reply #13 |
41. Win! |
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UTUSN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Tow the line" instead of "TOE the line." Also "terrific" mistaken for "something GOOD" |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
15. A friend of mine always says "Another words" instead of "in other words" |
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Snellius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
16. "hypodeemic nerdle" for hypodermic needle |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 07:39 AM Response to Original message |
17. Pev |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 07:52 AM Response to Original message |
18. Peanutbutter balls.... |
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digonswine (463 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 08:19 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. If I hear prostrate gland once more my head will explode. |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 10:53 PM Response to Reply #19 |
31. Go to work .... |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 09:55 AM Response to Reply #19 |
42. +1 |
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Demoiselle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 05:43 PM Response to Reply #19 |
58. ..."Let angels' prostates fall..." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 07:59 AM Response to Reply #18 |
38. I love 'fish window' |
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MrsMatt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
20. When I was at college |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
21. I'm surprised nobody mentioned "The War on Tear" |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 10:27 AM Response to Reply #21 |
63. I thought 'war on terra' was very appropriate |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
22. Chester drawers |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 10:54 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. my dads name was Chester |
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Rob H. (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
23. "supposably" instead of "supposedly" |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
24. I have a friend who says pie-anna |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 09:58 AM Response to Reply #24 |
43. Does she say Eye-talian? |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 12:33 PM Response to Reply #43 |
49. Gahhh. My Dad says that. |
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JitterbugPerfume (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 02:20 PM Response to Reply #43 |
53. yes she does |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
26. "youth in Asia" |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 12:05 PM Response to Reply #26 |
48. That was actually used in a novel called "Kill Me" |
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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
27. Rod iron n/t |
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Paladin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
28. Adding An Extra Syllable To "Realtor": "Real-uh-tor" (n/t) |
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mtowngman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
29. Everybody has an opinion like an asshole. n/t |
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99th_Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
30. Nu-cu-lur for Nuclear n/t |
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Flying Dream Blues (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 11:25 PM Response to Original message |
32. Lots of good ones already taken, but how about "nip it in the butt" |
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wicket (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 02:11 PM Response to Reply #32 |
52. You beat me to it! |
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Mugu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun May-22-11 11:41 PM Response to Original message |
33. Not exactly what you're looking for. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 09:45 AM Response to Reply #33 |
40. LOL...like a vacuum cleaner. |
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hyphenate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
35. A lyric misheard |
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6000eliot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
37. Sometimes students write "It's a doggie-dog world." |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
39. I'm chomping at the bit to post one.... |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
44. A sight for sore eyes |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
45. For all intensive purposes |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 10:03 AM Response to Reply #45 |
61. That was the one I was going to post...drives me crazy!! n/t |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 10:52 AM Response to Original message |
46. "Another road to hoe" |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 11:26 AM Response to Original message |
47. Heard a coworker say "He got his just deserves". |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
50. in print I see 'alot' often - a lot even |
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cloudbase (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
54. Could of |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
55. I'll tell you when the statue of limitations runs out. |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 03:30 PM Response to Reply #55 |
57. How about "gahr-en-TEE" for "guarantee" |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 10:30 AM Response to Reply #55 |
64. Is that the onliest thing you have to say? |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon May-23-11 02:55 PM Response to Original message |
56. Drink too many sludmides and you'll end up with dain bramage |
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Grantuspeace (111 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 03:43 AM Response to Original message |
59. Warshington D.C. and idear (idea) |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 01:15 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. That's the Murlin, er, Maryland accent ..... |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 07:40 AM Response to Original message |
60. My dad said he needed emergency "prostrate" surgery |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 10:11 AM Response to Original message |
62. In the 1980s I worked at a drug store that started selling no-name, generic cigarettes. |
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HERVEPA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 10:51 AM Response to Original message |
65. Silly OP. The whole question is mute. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
66. "Q-pon" |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-24-11 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
67. Had a student compare an "interesting 'just the position'" of two functions in a paper recently |
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