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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:14 PM
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Solution for a bagel
And, I'm absolutely certain, somebody here will declare no solution was requested in the first place.

However, after a lifetime of movies and t.v. series referring to "bagels" I say I've tried them and find them DRY and UNSWEET, unlike Mexican sweetbread.

So, I tried this "cinnamon" type of bagel and it was still ridiculously DRY. So now, my solution IS:


Ta-DAH!1



To treat it like a pancake and heat it up in a micro and spread some unsaturated lubricant on it AND smother it in NON-sugar product, just like a pancake and it's DELICIOUS!1

You're welcome.
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:24 PM
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1. Oh that sounds really good.
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:31 PM
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2. Thank you, you're welcome!1 n/t
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:37 PM
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3. They make pretty good pizzas too.
Because the get crunch on the outside and an awesome bready yeasty inside.

Cut in half. Each bagel serves 2.
Top with sauce, toppings, cheese. (Cheese is last, try to use toppings to obstruct the hole otherwise it'll fill with molten cheese and adhere itself to the baking sheet.
Bake in a 400'F oven until cheese melts and starts to brown just slightly. About 5 minutes.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:38 PM
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4. A bagel schmear is your big answer?
:shrug:
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:42 PM
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5. Well, you know, what's big for me might not be for you. n/t
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:44 PM
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6. "unsaturated lubricant"
What are you planning to do with the bagel?
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:46 PM
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7. Eat (a little bit more) healthily?!1 n/t
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Chan790 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 09:59 PM
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8. oh c'mon...
it's just oleoresins of margarine, it's not like it's vaseline or anything.
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 10:39 PM
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9. Solution for a bagel:
x(u,v) = (R + r cos v) cos u
y(u,v) = (R + r cos v) sin u
z(u,v) = r sin v

where

u,v are in the interval <0, 2π),[br />R (or A) is the distance from the center of the tube to the center of the torus,
r (or a) is the radius of the tube.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-29-11 10:40 PM
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10. Solution for a bagel:
buy a crossiant ;)
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-30-11 12:48 PM
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12. Bwah-ha-HAH !1 (Only posted/kicked b/c thread got kicked to top again. ) n/t
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IcyPeas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-30-11 12:22 PM
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11. must go to
NEW YORK CITY
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-30-11 01:37 PM
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13. This is my solution for the bagel:
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