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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 09:24 AM
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Substitute any thread title with "chops off husband's penis"
prizes to be awarded.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 10:08 AM
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1. Holy shit! My junk just crawled up into my stomach.
No chopping. Ever. Damn.

Bake
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 11:39 AM
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3. Hold on man! I think starfish can grow back stuff. It's just a matter of how.
It was in the news!....
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 09:27 AM
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8. Then gimme some starfish DNA right the f**k now!
We need to evolve that ability!!

:hi:

Bake
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 10:43 AM
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2. It's never too early for Chops off Husband's Penis. Especially with a hot chick.
Edited on Wed Jul-13-11 10:45 AM by BlueIris
I'm in.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 11:43 AM
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4. All right. The early bird special!
This blade comprised of glass will stay sharp for ten of thousands of years.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Blood-Blade-Obsidian-Knife-Flint-Knapping-Black-Powder-/120745280334?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item1c1cfac34e
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struggle4progress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 12:06 PM
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5. Pet Peeve ... "chops off husband's penis" at the 7th inning stretch ...
What's up with that?

:shrug:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 12:28 PM
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6. Maybe thought she heard inches, not innings?
:shrug:

And you get this handy dandy device...

http://www.google.com/products/catalog?q=finger+guillotine&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=11179109163242282714&sa=X&ei=OtUdTvnTM4nGgAfkzIn5CQ&ved=0CEUQ8wIwBQ#
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 12:51 PM
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7. Kid Chops Off Husband's Penis at Disney Star Wars Academy
:shrug:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 12:07 PM
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9. That was hilarious!
And you get the prize of the best snafu last week in the news!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/usa-today-sun-thermometer-graphic_n_893078.html
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 12:34 PM
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10. Circumcision threads probably don't belong in the Lounge.
:evilgrin:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 01:10 PM
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11.  How do you "maintain" your weight? Wife chops off husband's penis.
Personally, I'm not ready for such a steep weight reduction.
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brendan120678 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-14-11 02:55 PM
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12. Am I the only person on the planet who chops off husband's penis anymore?
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Incitatus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-11 08:45 AM
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13. Obama urges Republicans to follow chops off husband's penis example
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