Anybody want to chat? I'm a little buzzed and I have the house to myself for the evening.

Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 09:43 PM
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Anybody want to chat? I'm a little buzzed and I have the house to myself for the evening.

Go on, say something...

I just got "friended" on FB by the friend of a friend who heard that I had been on "Jeopardy", and he wants advice for trying out for the show. I accepted his request, and it turns out he's an ultra-conservative Rush Limbaugh worshiper. Oh well... :eyes:

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ohiosmith

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Thu Jul-14-11 09:44 PM
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1. Love to dude but my wife is on the way home.

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 09:45 PM
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2. Okay. Thanks for checking in, though...

:toast::beer:

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liberaltrucker

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:20 PM
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3. asl, plz

:evilgrin:

Just kidding!

:)

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:23 PM
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5. I know ASL for "M-Y-N-A-M-E-I-S-B-O-B"

And that's it. B-)

Hi, liberal trucker! :hi:

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liberaltrucker

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:25 PM
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9. Back atcha

:hi:

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madinmaryland

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:20 PM
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4. This happened to me tonight...

""Fuck off and die, and take your fellow asshat in crime, madinmaryland, with you.""

Oh well. **** happens.

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:24 PM
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7. He didn't love you like I do, madinmaryland...

B-)

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freshwest

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Thu Jul-14-11 11:43 PM
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19. Wow! Glad I missed that thread. Er, maybe not. Good flame war going on there, huh?

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bigwillq

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:23 PM
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6. I'm buzzed as well.

Bzzzzzz... :beer:

:hi:

What did you drink?

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:25 PM
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8. Two pints of Irish Death, and I've started on a round of Jacob's Creek Shiraz.

:toast::beer:

All is well...

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bigwillq

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:27 PM
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10. Nice!

I had a few beers and a shot of Jager.

:beer: :toast:

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:34 PM
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11. Good. Warming up with beer before tackling the Jaeger.

One has to be drunk already to even WANT Jaegermeister...

:hangover:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:36 PM
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12. My dear Aristus!

Well, I'm not buzzed, but I am feeling happy!

My computer was malfunctioning, and thanks to the help of a good friend, it's now running smoothly!

There's nothing like having your electronic lifeline restored!

Otherwise, I'd be withdrawing, and that's never a pretty sight...:scared:

:toast:

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:40 PM
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14. Yeah, it's amazing how dependent we've become upon pixels, isn't it?

:hi: CalPeg! :hug:

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nolabear

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:37 PM
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13. Geesh, I must be a total liquor lightweight.

One or two and I'm...well, not under the host as Dorothy Parker would say, but I'm definitely ready to crash. Damn I'm getting old.

As for Limbaugh, am I imagining it, or does this particular wave of lunacy (Beck, Limbaugh, Palin, Coulter, etc.) seem to have jumped the shark?

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:42 PM
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15. You're not under the host? TRY HARDER, nolabear!

;-)

Well, it was the inevitable consequence of all of them trying to out-crazy one another. Eventually, it becomes unintentional self-parody.

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LiberalAndProud

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:48 PM
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16. Hi, Aristus, I'm a Libra. What's your sign?

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Aristus

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:49 PM
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17. The same. October 17th.

:hi:

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LiberalAndProud

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Thu Jul-14-11 10:59 PM
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18. Perfect. This is our horoscope for today.

This is a good time to relax and enjoy yourself before someone decides to help you do it. Let your instinctive urges carry you today, as schedules will get crossed if you fight them. Rest and relaxation is not just time off, its renewal, putting more back into your own self so that you can be the best for yourself.

Is that right on or what?

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Aristus

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Fri Jul-15-11 12:15 AM
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21. I must have relaxed just in time, because nobody offered to help me do it.

Except the lady tending bar. And she charged me for the pints... :P

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LiberalAndProud

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Fri Jul-15-11 12:35 AM
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22. Same for me also too, sorta.

But the Guinness was yummy.

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freshwest

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Thu Jul-14-11 11:47 PM
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20. Ugh, a limbite, what a bummer. Weird week here. But hope you have a good night.

:hi:

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Monk06

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Fri Jul-15-11 01:38 AM
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23. These guys can keep you company. They've got some great ideas. No, really.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dZc6wGyASc&feature=related

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