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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:29 AM Original message |
Bathroom Ettiquette for all you dumbasses out there |
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BillStein (403 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
1. geeze |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
2. The maid at my workplace says lots of people don't seem to know to do that. |
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RSillsbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:58 AM Response to Reply #2 |
22. I'm guessing |
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demosincebirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:28 PM Response to Reply #22 |
48. Thats ok for urinals, but how about the other, if you kknow what I mean |
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RSillsbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 08:48 PM Response to Reply #48 |
50. A comode can be fitted w/ an auto flusher as well NT |
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demosincebirth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:07 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. I guess you, really, don't know what I mean. nt |
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RSillsbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:33 AM Response to Reply #54 |
62. I guess I don't sorry. NT |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
3. And MUST I bring up the subject of seat up/seat down? |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:43 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. That is why women should always raise the seat after they have finished. |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 02:28 AM Response to Reply #4 |
98. Yeah, you better hide behind that wall, brother! |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:17 AM Response to Reply #3 |
16. You don't look at the seat before you sit down? |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:09 PM Response to Reply #16 |
55. I DO look, But it's the considerate thing to do. |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:38 PM Response to Reply #16 |
59. The one time I fell in was after surgery |
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DebJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 07:59 AM Response to Reply #59 |
69. (Ex) hubby did that to me when I was 8 mos pregnant. Not |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 06:59 PM Response to Reply #69 |
89. Oh, man - that had to have s*cked! |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 08:11 AM Response to Reply #16 |
72. The default position is the seat being DOWN. |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 08:25 AM Response to Reply #72 |
73. I always put it down. |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 10:16 AM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Well, I look too, but if somebody has to make a visit in the middle of the night.... |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 10:22 AM Response to Reply #74 |
75. True |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 12:58 PM Response to Reply #72 |
82. The default position is seat AND LID down |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 02:30 AM Response to Reply #82 |
99. +1 |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 10:16 AM Response to Reply #82 |
102. Absolutely 100% correct (nt) |
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MicaelS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:16 PM Response to Reply #3 |
43. Women can put the seat down, as easy as the man |
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nolabear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:11 PM Response to Reply #43 |
56. True dat. But trust me, they'll like you better if you do. |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 08:07 AM Response to Reply #43 |
70. Seat is meant to be down. If you lift it up,you put it down. Period. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 12:37 PM Response to Reply #43 |
80. Um....the default position of ANY seat (car, plane, toilet) is DOWN. |
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MicaelS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 12:51 PM Response to Reply #80 |
81. Wrong... |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 02:32 AM Response to Reply #81 |
100. Taken a number of trips on the porcelain throne, have you? |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:10 PM Response to Reply #43 |
85. but if HE lifts it up it's HIS job to put it down |
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DBoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
53. my dog taught me to put the seat down |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:05 PM Response to Reply #53 |
83. or sitting on all the dribble left on the seat |
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Darth_Kitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 08:08 AM Response to Reply #3 |
71. +100000000000000000000000000 |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 11:20 AM Response to Reply #3 |
77. Not to mention that the spray from flushing the toilet |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 12:36 PM Response to Reply #3 |
79. In all seriousness: A man should NOT wish a woman to touch a toilet seat. |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 07:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
90. This is why I plan on staying single forever. |
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provis99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 01:43 AM Response to Reply #3 |
96. and that's why I always leave the seat down. |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
5. If you use a sanitary seat cover |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 10:17 AM Response to Reply #5 |
10. that's called an ass gasket |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:11 AM Response to Reply #10 |
13. I thought it was a butt washer |
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pink-o (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 11:47 AM Response to Reply #10 |
78. I remember driving across the country in 1972 |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 10:17 AM Response to Reply #5 |
11. And if you do that thing where you put strips of TP on the seat, don't just leave it there!!! |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:12 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. and that's called building a nest or nesting |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:52 AM Response to Reply #14 |
21. I admire your knowledge of bathroom vocabulary. |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 12:50 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. I got that one from an old girlfriend of one of my brothers |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 02:24 AM Response to Reply #14 |
68. you're killing me! |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
6. I don't want to have to explain the concept of a courtesy flush. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
7. I always wanted to use this smilie... |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:36 AM Response to Reply #7 |
19. This is probably the only place for it. I can't figure it out. Not enough fruit? |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
8. as i told son YESTERDAY, dont go in MY bathroom and take the roll of toilet paper |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
9. And make sure you get rid of that damn ass gasket you had to put on the toilet seat |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
12. and do your stuff IN the toilet |
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nadine_mn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 10:31 PM Response to Reply #12 |
52. damn hover-ers |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
15. That wastes water. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:59 AM Response to Reply #15 |
23. I have no problem peeing on/in someone else's pee. |
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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 12:56 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. I always thought that protector was to keep your ass dry if someone pissed on the seat |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:10 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. I meant the "toilet paper seat cover" |
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Duer 157099 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:15 PM Response to Reply #29 |
32. Oh, that. Well, I've resorted to that too |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 05:34 PM Response to Reply #28 |
87. Well, I learned something new today. |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 12:09 AM Response to Reply #23 |
61. you need to build a nest to protect your bits |
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WildEyedLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:32 PM Response to Reply #61 |
86. This is such a fantastic post |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 07:47 PM Response to Reply #61 |
92. Yes, yes, yes |
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TorchTheWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 12:43 AM Response to Reply #92 |
94. and seat covers that don't even FIT the damn seat in the first place! |
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rubberducky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 10:20 AM Response to Reply #94 |
103. Why, oh why can I not rec your post? Too funny! |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
17. And poetry too! |
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demmiblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:40 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
18. If it's yellow, let it mellow. |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
24. Don't sit in the stall talking on your cell phone. It's more than a little creepy. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:20 PM Response to Reply #24 |
33. And you know how many phones are lost because of that? |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
25. And stop peeing on the seat. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:29 PM Response to Reply #25 |
38. Should we pee on the handle instead? |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:33 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. If I go into a public restroom where there are open urinals |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:34 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Maybe they have difficult underwear. |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:37 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. So, I can assume that |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:42 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. That is an excellent hypothesis. |
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MicaelS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:21 PM Response to Reply #39 |
44. Some people suffer from "shy bladder syndrome" |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:24 PM Response to Reply #39 |
46. also this pic: |
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Pool Hall Ace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 05:42 PM Response to Reply #46 |
88. I don't understand this symbol. Is this to prevent some sort of Larry Craig mixup? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:20 PM Response to Reply #25 |
58. I will use the urinal. I won't use the trench. |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:49 PM Response to Reply #58 |
60. I call it the trough |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:51 AM Response to Reply #25 |
64. Reminds me of a line from the Drew Carey show: |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
27. I will forgive a 4 year old for not flushing. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:11 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. I won't. 50 lashes. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:13 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. How will you prepare that 4-year-old for the hardships of life if you forgive |
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KeepItReal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
34. and wash your hands! |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:26 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. but what if you sit to pee and don't touch anything? |
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freshwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:27 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. Nah, you touched your underwear. Check the ewww thread. You may have cooties. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 01:29 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. Thank God I had my wallet in that handy pouch of my underwear. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:22 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. Oh is THAT what that pouch is for? |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:25 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. isn't that uncomfortable? |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 02:37 PM Response to Reply #47 |
49. Sadly, no. (n/t) |
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kimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
51. This whole thread reminds me of a joke |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 02:04 AM Response to Reply #51 |
67. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Not_Giving_Up (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-15-11 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
57. In our house, we close the lid completely |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:49 AM Response to Original message |
63. This one's for guys only: Don't be a douche and use the center urinal. |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 02:03 AM Response to Reply #63 |
66. But what if I'm lonely ? |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 07:23 PM Response to Reply #63 |
91. Consider yourself lucky I don't just piss on all three. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:51 AM Response to Original message |
65. they never seem to do that n/t |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
76. wash your hands before you leave the bathroom too |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 01:09 PM Response to Reply #76 |
84. nah, I'd rather they didn't bother if all they are going to do is wet their fingertips |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 01:33 AM Response to Reply #76 |
95. Nah, I wash my junk in the morning |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-16-11 08:31 PM Response to Original message |
93. you people who don't wash up after leaving a stall at work |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 02:18 AM Response to Original message |
97. Be like Pop, not like Sis, lift the seat before you piss. |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-17-11 06:17 AM Response to Original message |
101. Sorry if anyone has a problem that I have a problem with this . . . |
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