who knows the "rules of the playground" as told to Bart by Homer?

webDude

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Fri Aug-15-03 10:15 AM
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who knows the "rules of the playground" as told to Bart by Homer?

I have forgotten them, there were about 5 from the show. They very much illustrate the modus operandi of a lot of politicians/evangelist/freepers/etc.

One of them being, "Make fun of that which you do not understand."

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vi5

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Fri Aug-15-03 10:26 AM
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1. Anyone who lists this as well as Mike Damone's 5 Point Plan

would be a god/goddess in my eyes today. I know most of the 5 point plan but not all of it.

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Aug-15-03 11:47 AM
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4. Oh, Damone...

"The lady will have the linguini in clam sauce, and I will have the same..."

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Cadfael

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Fri Aug-15-03 10:36 AM
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2. Rules of the Playground

Don't tattle.
Always make fun of those different from you.
Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same
way you do
Girls have cooties.

From Episode (#7G05) 04 Feb 1990 - Bart the General

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myrna minx

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Fri Aug-15-03 10:39 AM
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3. OMG...

Your screen name is the name of my cat. :hi:

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