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CogitoErgoDem Donating Member (38 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:46 PM
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CAPTION if you like, but Yahoo beat you to it...


"President" Bush donned work gloves and seized a shovel on Friday to help repair 'Old Boney Trail' in the Santa Monica mountains...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:49 PM
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1. No Sir turn it around the other way or you will dig yourself into a hole
er...well.....we mean DEEPER into a hole.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:51 PM
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2. Notice that he is yakking instead of working, and notice too the
blade of the shovel. It hasn't seen a bit of work.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:53 PM
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4. Well he did carry one shovel load


And then he got himself a wittle bwister
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:59 PM
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10. Blister?
After all that brush clearing on the Ponderosa and all that other manly, manly work.

I'm shocked, shocked I say!
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glarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 01:09 PM
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12. How appropriate....looks like he's shoveling bullshit!...hahaha
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Captain Absolut Donating Member (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:53 PM
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3. First Law of Holes
The First Law of Holes states that when in one stop digging.


Bush should hit China in the next few days...
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:54 PM
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5. Too easy
"Idiot boy takes time out from sucking millionaire dick to dig a hole, a perfect metaphor for his version of America"

Later in that photo op he made a speech saying that we need to look into upgrading our power grids, but less than a year ago he and the repugs opposed it.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:54 PM
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6. "I'll be shoveling horse-flop *this* deep after I'm whipped in 2004!"
"Doesn't hurt to get some practice in early."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:56 PM
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7. You see I am in touch the working people................
and like most working people I wear slacks and a dress shirt to do manual labor.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:58 PM
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8. He's in LA?
I wonder what that stench was.
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CogitoErgoDem Donating Member (38 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 12:58 PM
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9. "Now THIS is my idea of a national forest....
no pine trees droppin' needles all over the place and releasin' tonsh of oxidants into our atmoshsphere..."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 01:08 PM
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11. And now that the trees are gone .............
we can see what's under all this filthy dirt.

LOL CogitoErgoDem

Welcome to DU :hi:
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 01:25 PM
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13. That's not a nice thing to call Laura
now is it???
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 01:32 PM
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14. W: why, yes, these are the same gloves I used during the photo-ops
in August 2001, thank you for noticing ... I hadn't even noticed that the price tag was still on them ... now, as far as the eye can see, what this area obviously needs is a lot of strip malls, shopping centers, apartment complexes with the same corporate chains so you don't have to go too far to get to them ... and 50 mph boulevards connecting the corporate stores to each other ... hey, I was young once and know about that pro-corporate song about cutting down the trees to put up another parking lot ... made sense to me then and it rings true today ... take Irvine where I'm appearing on Friday ... perfect example of being both the city, the landlord, the corporation ... even an actual person collecting all the money ... the whole kit and caboodle ... total corporate living ... wow ... just like in the days of knights and stuff ... isn't that what 'murica is all about ... now, let's get busy ... well, I'd watch ... but, gotta go get some mo'money ...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-15-03 01:39 PM
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15. To close this sale of park land W does the "Price is Right flip"
Taadaaaaaaaaaa
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