A funny joke. :)

A magician did shows on a boat in the Caribbean. Every week
there were new passengers, so he did the same show every
time. The Captain's parrot watched and noticed this and so
when he figured out the magician's tricks, he would blurt
them out:

He's not using the same hat.

All the cards are aces of spades.

He hid the flowers under the table.

The magician couldn't do anything about it. After all, it
was the Captain's parrot.

One day the boat sunk and he was floating in the ocean on
a piece of wood. The parrot, of course, was with him. They
stared at each other in hate for several days not saying
anything.

Finally, after a week, the parrot finally spoke up: "Okay.
I give up. What did you do with the boat?"

Ta-da!

RIM SHOT!

NExt?