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Actually, it is now North Canton, but they try to still claim that they are Akron.
Anyway, I am one of the few people on Earth (at least in the US) who does not own a cell phone. But this morning, I wanted to pull a little mischief (and maybe get the gift certificate for Ambience - the store for lovers tm).
The morning DJ is a blatant Bushaholic (there's another -aholic in there too, but he says he's "recovering").
This morning, for a gift certificate, he was asking for guys to call in and bare their souls and tell the world what makes them cry.
I got a fiendish idea to ridicule him.
I wanted so badly to call in and say something to the effect of this (of course, lying through my teeth):
"I'll tell you what makes me cry. Seeing our great leader George W. Bush standing up there, knowing that he's a great Christian and that he's fighting the good fight against the evil terrorists. I just can't stand the idea of any of those lilly-livered liberals out there who would think that John Kerry would have done a job even close to this great man."
I wonder if the a-hole would have realized I was totally making fun of his ass-kissing morning personality . . .
Of course, I was driving Mrs. ZBD to work, and I couldn't stop at a payphone to call the 1-800 number . . .
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