Ok, its true, right out of the gate today I have been bested. A worse joke than mine has been perpetuated. Damn. At best, all I can hope to do today is keep the bad joke tradition alive.
I will try harder next week.
In the meantime, a rehash of the rules:
1. Show your appreciation for my joke
2. Post one of your own
3. Explain the connection, however tenuous, to Justice and or Public Safety
J/PS connection, with a nod to consumer safety and the Ralph Nader we used to know and love - Bush* unsafe at any speed.
Here are a few campaign slogans that are perhaps closer to truth in advertising than the campaign would desire:
Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil
Bush/Cheney '04: Don't think. Vote Bush!
Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now
George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
George W. Bush: Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!
Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.
Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!