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Edited on Tue Nov-30-04 09:53 PM by Brundle_Fly
Mr. Mother Tucker.
I was unfortunate enough to catch your appearance on Wolf Blitzer with Mrs. Parrish. it reminded me that I was also fortunate enough to catch Jon Stewart on your show a few months ago as well.
A few of my obviously desperate, pathetic Canadian thoughts....
Firstly, I as a Canadian, an entrepreneur, a capitalist, a cross border businessman, who flys to deal with many clients in New York City and New Jersey, have many times had the opportunity to move my whole operation south. This would indeed solve many problems we have waiting for invoices & funds that the US holds up upon us for "tax" purposes, and save our corporation overhead in travel and accommodation costs.
I have chosen not to do so. I somehow prefer to live in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. I imagine you don't believe me, as you were so sure today, that we Canadians can't wait to cross the border to rape the American dream from all your good population.
Well in fact, the truth is, we really don't. Lot's of us anyway. I love my Time in New York. I love my friends in America, I find we have so much in common, and in general we agree and can communicate on levels or issues common to us both. The mitigating factor in my choice to not "move" to America is based purely upon the fact, that there are arrogant ugly Americans such as yourself. Forever staining the public image of your country. Ugly Americans, like you! Thinking you are born into a solid gold diaper, only to remove to utilize your ugly stank against people you disagree with. I guess it's a living, if you can find the job. Good for you!
So who's brilliant idea was it to have you, a political hack, discuss what a member of our parliament did to a toy doll?
What she did, and why she did it, was for a comedy show, Something you made clear that you have no understanding of, when Jon Stewart was on your show. You told him he wasn't asking the meaty, integrity-driven questions you claim to make daily. Unlike the daily brain suck you do, on your daily "heated political debate" show.
Please, try to understand, she was making a joke about her repeated screwing up in matters of International Policy. Much like what the daily show does nightly with members of your government. You took this particular occasion to utilize your ugly American stereotyping, all to energize your lowbrow television base, and all at the expense of another country. Isn't that exactly what you were accusing Mrs. Parrish of doing?
So, stereotype away Mr. Tucker, your parents must be very proud of the fantastic education they wasted their life savings for on for you. Go smoke your ugly cigar with your intellectual contemporaries, Anne Coulter and Bill O'reilly loafing in your upper crust, brass fixture, golden diapered men's club and fried chicken buffet.
Say hi to Bob as you are pushing his wheelchair home for me too.
Thanks
Alistair James Morton President & CEO Peapod Studios Inc. A Rare Medium, Well Done.
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