Film planned about the battle for Falluja to star Harrison Ford

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,12589,1375731,00.html

They don't hang about, do they, these Hollywood types!

Or did he break her?

As for the movie, :eyes:

they're going to have to fatten her up a bit for the part though

;)

That would be an accurate movie.

(and the truth) before making the inevitable Bush-war movies.

...rah rah movie. Harrison is on our side.

I don't think the movie will be a modern day "Green Berets."

I used to like this guy, not as an actor, but as a semi-tolerable celebrity. What on earth is he thinking of. Just amazing how stupid some people are. I'm sure this one will play real well overseas, not.

to whitewash and glamorize American atrocities. Throw up now. Here's one Canadian who won't be seeing it. It's a completely immoral illegal war. Sheesh!

with the Iraquis taking it back and kicking
the US out ?

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OK, so Ford is driving along an Iraqi highway in a cool Humvee with a really hot Iraqi chick. His car does a Bond thing and turns into this amazing star fighter and the Iraqi chick is all of a sudden covered with fur. He swoops over the desert at amazing speeds and lands in Falluja right in the middle of main street. He hops out, armed to the teeth and announces "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum. Where are those fucking Saddam droids? Bring 'em on!" Running through the streets of a neon festooned, post modern Falluja, he begins a hunt for the Holy Grail of WMD. There are none to be found but he's on point and finds one of those Falluja hash markets run by Iraqi drug lords. He quickly dispatches all of them with "extreme prejudice"; pausing for a moment to think of all the lives he saved in the Homeland. A little Iraqi boy, one of Wolfie's Marsh Arabs, witnesses the hit and fears for his life. Ford takes him under his arm and hides him away for safe keeping. Ford hauls out his satellite radio and calls the President who is flying overhead in Air Force One. They engage on monosyllabic banter and its back to business. Intent on finding the WMD, Ford's kicking in doors, blowing up homes, and generally flattening the city. All of a sudden he realizes that he's doing this all alone. Well, one riot, one ranger, WTF he says. Bye the time Ford's finished, the regular troops arrive and help him mop up, so to speak. With the city saved for democracy, Ford hustles back to his star fighter, grabs the boy and the furry girl and takes off never to be seen again (until the sequel).

Audiences all of the world greet the film as another example of those gruff but lovable Americans and their wacky entertainment.

you've got me on the edge...

see the movie.

is probably about the right age to play a current love interest for a 60ish male star.

(oh, wait, that would be you...)

throwing roses at the screen and nominating for medal of freedom excellence in reality award

:shrug:

Or does Indiana Jones try to rescue the treasure of Gilgamesh from the evil forces of Al Queda?

He must be pushing 60. Grampa Goes to Iraq. A heartwarming comedy.

My thoughts exactly. I mean, just how old is this General Mattis? Sheesh.

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