What do you secretly hope will go wrong at tomorrow's coronation of 'W'?

I would like a bunch of uniformed soldiers to show up and humiliate Bush over the Iraq War, missing WMDs, lies, etc. It is probably the only crowd that could protest right now and whom they couldn't easily silence after all of their 'support our troops' rhetoric.


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parties short. Therefore, since they did not use all the money for the parties, then they can use it to help get the troops what they need.

He's already WASTED that money...

we can laugh at him. That should be easy for him.

It would be nice if it rained and snowed all over him, too, paralyzing the city, and putting a damper on his expensive festivities.

Thank goodness they can't read my mind. I don't say what I "want" to happen to a living soul.

that has ever beset anyone on earth........He would do a TON of poop. Sounds like something out of a NASTY "THE Outer Limits"!

I'm all for that possibility.

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and ruin her new hat.

maybe if he is drunk for it- or if they serve pretzels

**Cold, wet, freezing rain, like slivers of glass, or sharp needles, pounding down just as that right hand is raised. Temperatures on the cusp of freezing, that drop, quickly, accompanied by gusting winds that make the "real feel" seem like ten below. Hats go flying, chairs tumble over, the elderly leave the dais for the safety of the warm Cap!

**A bolt of lightning hitting the PA system, not injuring anyone, but scaring the fucking crap out of EVERYONE. It needs to be one of those TV or MOVIE type lighting bolts, so that it can be seen from some distance and there's no mistake as to what it is. A real MOSES-STYLE lightning bolt, if ya know what I mean.

**A bit of incontinence, noticeable, malodorous incontinence, on the part of the Emperor, causing his gait to be more weecowboy-like than usual, as he tries to walk with a load in his trou. He takes the oath with trembling hand and quavering voice, and by his fear and cowardice, is diminished into lame-duckedness for the remainder of his term.

**Accurate reporting of the events in the news media.

That's funny! I loved the 'load in the trousers'. You're a good writer, M.

Duhhh.

:7

NGU.

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of how "fish fell out of the sky on (fill in blank with name of obscure inland town)"?

Is it illegal to wish that fish or some kind of slimy amphibians will fall out of the sky?

BTW... I don't suppose Prince Harry is invited to/going to the inauguration... is he?

original planet, whatever it is... (it sure ain't Earth)

even though I wouldn't want the protestors to be too cold. I'm sure bush is dumb enough to embarass himself anyway.

An unelected fraud being sworn in....TWICE. The corporate sponsorship. The false message of "unity" being floated. The fascist attempt to conceal any presence of protest from the media (and possibly from the Idiot Son of an Asshole himself)

The only way something could go "wrong" with such a scripted event would be for something to go unbelievably right. Like maybe if the ghost of Abe Lincoln inhabited his statue in the Lincoln Memorial, walked over and beat the living shit out of that moron. :evilgrin:

lol

And John Kerry got his ruby slippers.

And Condi got on her broom and rode away, swearing "I'll get you, my Kerry, and your little committee too."

It's scary... I can totally imagine her saying it, too.

I'm referring specifically to the story of Lardass and the pie-eating contest.

Just insert names of Republicans and Freeper inaugural ball participants where appropriate.

"Slowly a sound started to build in Lardass' stomach. A strange and scary sound like a log-truck coming at you at a hundred miles an hour. Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth. And before Bill Travis knew it, he was covered with five pies worth of used blueberries. The women in the audience screamed. Bossman Bob Cormier take one look at Bill Travis and barfed on Principal Wiggins. Principal Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack that was sitting next to him. Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits. But when the smell hit the crowd, that's when Lardass' plan really started to work. Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends. Kids barfed on their parents. A fat lady barfed in her purse. The Donnelly-twins barfed on each other. And the women's auxiliary barfed all over the Benevolent Order of Antelopes. And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he created. A complete and total Barf-A-Rama."

But if he's standing up there with his Idiot Son, it could get interesting :evilgrin:

And Rehnquist has been taking chemo lately. As much as I hate to poke fun at that, it probably wouldn't take much to get him to :puke:

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drops it. Talk about a sign from God.

And then, the microphone goes dead just as Bush begins his coronation speech.

Or someone hacks into the sound system and pipes Eminem over the entire affair.

Maybe the limo will get a flat tire and Laura will have to get out and push.

Jenna could show up drunk.

The camera would show Mary Cheney and her girlfriend sitting behind Bush as he gives his speech. They'd be holding hands, of course.

My greatest wish would be to wake up and find out the last four years have just been a bad dream -- like that entire season of "Dallas".

http://www.buckfush.com/SpecialReport.html

This year, you'll need to take special care using those Mylar balloons that have become such a traditional part of all Presidential Inaugurations. Although the no fly zone has been extended out 23 miles, a stray balloon or two could cause major havoc in the Washington area around the time of the President's speech. Realizing this potential problem, the editors at Buck Fush have developed a simple checklist that will help keep the skies clear above the glorious celebration1. Make sure you keep a handle on all of your Mylar balloons, especially if you are upwind of Washington, D.C. in the early morning of the 20th.

2. Consider the time when you transport your balloons. For instance, if the wind speed is 15mph and you are 30 miles upwind from Washington, make sure you don't accidentally release any balloons 2 hours before the Ceremony. Keep in mind that winds aloft are stronger than on the surface, so this may not be a perfect formula for determining the worse time to lose a balloon, it may be sooner. Whatever you do, don't lose them at 15 minute intervals, because if all of them were lost this way, at least one would most certainly be overhead during the Inauguration which would be a real disaster.

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6. Remember, a full balloon will pop sooner, so there will be no problem with it drifting very far. A balloon which is not filled all the way will expand as it rises and will float a great distance. Be careful about this, most people think the opposite.

Hopefully, enough people in the Washington area will take this advice and there will be no problems in the skies over the Inauguration. After all, you wouldn't want the President's speech drown out by the sounds of interceptor jets, would you?

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W, thinking someone is taking a shot at his head, grabs an 8 year old girl to use as a human shield, girl's father-a navy seal-pulls out a can of whoopass on the big W, no one stops him.

1 week later, Mr. Navy Whoopass is tossed in GITMO, House Republicans are disgusted by the transparent show of revenge, impeach Bush, and Cheney resigns, Hastert is sworn in. Daddy Woopass is released.

Chaffee and Snowe switch to Dem party, 15 other GOP Senators Switch to Libertarian party, Dems hold a majority, ratify all articles of impeachment. BushInc. goes bye-bye.

Democratic party registrations and donations increase 100 fold.

We take back house and Whitehouse in 2008.

By 2012 the SCOTUS has a solid majority of very young, progressive justices.

"Golden Age" of America begins, lasts 1000 years.

"Fuck all of you suckers! We fucking cheated, you stupid mother--"

and on and on.

Ah, yes. That would hit the fundies right where they sit. :evilgrin: