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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:10 PM
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Top Ten Perks Of Being The New White House Dog
10. You're one of the few dogs that is smarter than his master.

9. Heart worm? I think Cheney's got a pill for that.

8. If you eat the President's briefing papers, it's not like he'll notice.

7. "Miss Beazley" isn't half as ridiculous as "Condoleezza"

6. K-9 color blindness means you don't have to worry about that terror chart crap.

5. Cannont be put in a kennel without approval of both the House and Senate.

4. Rumsfeld smells like bacon.

3. Get the same high-quality leashes that are used on Abu Ghraib prisoners.

2. At the rate Bush's Cabinet members are leaving, will be a senior advisor in no time.

1. An owner who sleeps as much as you do!




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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 01:22 PM
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1. That's one of the best lists ever.
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cire4 Donating Member (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-21-05 02:57 PM
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2. Freepers in the audience were booing some of those lines
Needless to say, Letterman really hit the nail on the head with that top ten list. Definitely one of the best.
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