BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
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Mon Dec-05-05 06:34 PM
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BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
(apologies if posted) BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer
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Mon Dec-05-05 06:35 PM
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1. We've heard this joke a brazillion times but it's still funny!
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Mon Dec-05-05 06:38 PM
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2. The classics never die
Edited on Mon Dec-05-05 06:39 PM by Johnny Noshoes
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Mon Dec-05-05 06:48 PM
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I enjoy a little bathroom humor now and again.
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Mon Dec-05-05 06:58 PM
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4. Technically, the swimsuit issue of SI is a magazine, not a book
His other two volumes, "The Hungry Goat" and "Goodnight Moon" do however qualify. It's a tragedy of biblical proportions.
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Mon Dec-05-05 07:29 PM
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You forgot the copy of Mein Kompf. Condi keeps the copy of 1984 to read to him and translate into arrogant-asshole-ese.
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Mon Dec-05-05 07:00 PM
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5. Damn if that doesn't suck that the water is poison now.
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Mon Dec-05-05 07:20 PM
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The thousands of copies of "My Pet Goat" are lost forever!
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Mon Dec-05-05 10:48 PM
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8. Like he'll really miss those books
Not like he reads :evilgrin:
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