BREAKING: Evangelicals flock to nearby stables to observe real Christmas

To truly be in the Christmas spirit James Dobson will sleep overnight in a stable with his pet donkey, named Jerry Falwell and goat, named Pat Robertson. Dobson is calling for all true Evangelicals to forget the corporate takeover and liberal war on Christmas and obsereve Christmas the way described in the Good book itself. Search the phone book for a Mary and Joseph, drug them, hog tie them, then drag them to the nearest stable. Don't forget to stop at the inn and get turned down for a room. Dobson said to forget about buying an Ipod, Xbox 360, or even making that fruitcake, cause the Evangelicals have all the fruitcake you need. Just bring your gold, frankincense, and myrrh for a peaceful night sleeping in the hay.

Preferably with a lantern.

put a tall security fence around that stable and lock them in. :applause:

they would never share a sleeping quarters with them.

people who experience no room at the inn

and it is the fundies who put them in the cold
not willing to pay living wages

You be too funny, pstans! :hi: