You will say MERRY CHRISTMAS

- you will attend the Baptist Church you are assigned to by the gov't
- you will do everything in your power to rid our country of homosexuals
- you will acknowledge that tolerance is the worst 4-letter word we can use
- you will have sex only in the missionary position, only in the dark, and only for the purpose of reproducing. Orgasms are forbidden
- you will attend and/or sponsor book burnings at least once a month as assigned by your church
- you will tithe 10% to your church, 10% to the national office and at least 10% to the RNC
- you will only listen to music approved by the central office
- you will enjoy life and smile and love life as outlined for you

ANY WONDER WHY THIS CHRISTMAS WAR BULLSHIT PISSES ME OFF? May I reiterate - I DIDN'T SPEND 24 YEARS IN UNIFORM SUPPORTING AND DEFENDING THE BIBLE.

Feel free to voice and exercise your displeasure. If "they" have their way you won't be feeling free for long.

-You will put an "I support the troops" ribbon on the back of your massive SUV.

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Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

:evilgrin:

Isn't that a bit of an indicator that they just might have an inside connection?

How else could they know this?

Are they really planning on only having a one day war? If so, where?

and only for the purpose of reproducing. Orgasms are forbidden

I get where you're going with this, but you mean FEMALE ORGASMS, right? Without MALE ORGASMS, there is no "reproduction".

This "Christmas War" is bullshit, and for a lot of more subtle reasons than those laid out here. WHy can't everyone just celebrate their holiday, whatever they call it? I never thought I'd look back on "the old days" as the good old days!

TC

males are responsible for depositing (the you know what) into the female. To have an orgasm while accomplishing this feat only happens while thinking evil liberal thoughts (like woooo this feels fucking great.) That will not happen if you keep your mind in a calm conservative and forthright place. And you will remain a christian in good standing. Hate good. Orgasm bad.

I'm with ya teammate. How me and my family celebrate or don't celebrate and where we shop for whatever reason sure as hell will never fall under the purview of the christian hierarchy.

PAPERS!!! Let me zeee your PAAAPERS!!!!!!!