Boy, boy, crazy boy, stay loose, boy... Freeze it, buzz it, easy does it..

Turn off the juice, boy.
Go, man, go
But not like some yo-yo schoolboy.
Just play it cool, boy...
Real cool...
Real cool...

POW!

My point is for all those going in to the holiday season, "looking forward" to the big dinner with all your favorite freeper relatives. Stress is bad for the indigestion, so don't sweat it. Let brother-in-law Steve go on about how great the war is going and that it's a good thing and * is the bestest President around, yada yada. You just politely ask that someone pass the string beans and enjoy the sumptuous meal before you.

You know why?

Let the rats stay on this sinking ship. Take solace in the knowledge that everything (that's right, EVERYTHING) you asserted, argued, believed about the state of our nation and this administration has panned out to be 1000% true. Sit back comfortably and watch the lemmings twist and turn to keep up with the lies and spins that change almost hourly with this bunch.

Goodheartedly accept their gift of Ann Coulter's "How To Talk To A Liberal" or Bernie Goldberg's "100 People Who Are Screwing Up America" or even Michelle Malkin's "Unhinged." Take it home, put it in a safe place where it won't get damaged or stained or whatever. While the RW kin who bestowed this upon you probably paid less than a buck through their Consoviet Book Club, you go ahead and sell it on eBay for $30. Make capitalism work for YOU!

And with that Seasons Greetings to all!!!

That's my plan too.

Jets!

Thanks for heppin' me keep my oil pressure in the green band.

Mac