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Hot items from the GOP gift store …
THE BILL FRIST DOCTORIN’ KIT You’ll have hours of fun with this inter-active game! Comes complete with thousands of video clips of actual patients – test your skill and speed at tele-diagnosing them! Fun for the whole family!
… or try THE BILL FRIST DIVINING KIT Game includes hundreds of ‘blind trust’ stock portfolios – dazzle your friends with how fast you can ‘divine’ what stocks they hold, and when to sell!
MSM TALKING BARBIE She doesn’t have a brain in her head, but she comes complete with a teleprompter, a year’s supply of hairspray, and hundreds of FABULOUS outfits!
THE GEORGE W. BUSH MAGIC SET You’ll be the hit of every party this Christmas, and for years to come! Learn the time-honoured techniques of distracting the audience while you invade a sovereign country! Make a surplus disappear into thin air! Turn a democracy into a dictatorship in the blink of an eye!
THE FOX-NEWS GAME Loaded with thousands of ideas for bogus news stories, so you can watch TV and play along right at home! Fabricate your own news ‘scoops’, and see how they stack up against the professionals on-the-air! A ‘must’ for the little liar on your Christmas list!
TRIVIAL PURSUIT (Bush Administration Edition) Includes board, playing pieces, and thousands of question cards on topics like cutting the deficit, victory in Iraq, saving the environment – and MORE! (Sorry - Answer cards not available until after the 2008 election)
WHITE HOUSE MAD-LIBS Fun for every member of the family! Choose ten word cards from the deck – like ‘Terror’, ‘9-11’, ‘Mission Accomplished’, etc. – and make up your own Presidential Speech! Based on actual speech-writing techniques used by the professionals currently working for the President, this game is both educational and FUN! SCRUPLES (Deluxe Neo-Con Special Edition) A new twist on an old favourite! You’ll learn fascinating things about your own family and friends, when they answer questions like, “Is it ethical for the Secretary of State to shop for shoes during a national emergency? What about other leather goods?” “How many no-bid contracts can a VP award to a company he holds stock in before the country notices?” You’ll spend hours playing this thought-provoking game!
THE SCOTTY McC PRESS GAGGLE GAME This fast-paced little time-waster is so life-like, you’ll SWEAR you’re right there at an actual press conference! Move your playing piece around the board without answering a single question – and you WIN! So simple, even the youngest family members can play!
THE TOM DeLAY “Show Me The Money” GAME Each player starts off with a wad of money – just move it around the board until it can’t be traced back to you! Game includes playing pieces (Senators, Congressmen, lobbyists, etc.), cash, checks, money orders – and tips on ‘judge-shopping’ for the losers!
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