Q: How many bushies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 9/11 changed everything.

A: Asking that question hurts the morale of our troops.

A: The fact that we're even talking about this helps the enemy.

Where x = whatever I say = Shut the fuck up.

Welcome to DU, gcole! :hi:

Only the liberal media is saying that.
Why do you hate America?

...so there's only one way to find out.

Halliburton got the contract. (Oh wait!)

light is burned out are exaggerated. We are turning a corner on the light bulb situation.

How many bushies does it take to screw a lightbulb?

but - in answer to your question:

1. they don't know, they just became aware of a lightbulb problem

2. God made the light, therefore it's his job to change the lightbulb

3. Bush is refusing to call for investigation over lightbulb problem, documents and transcripts regarding the lightbulb problem are confidential and to release them means compromising national security plans

4. changing lightbulbs embolden the terrorists because it send the message that there are problems with lightbulbs

5. Frist is calling for an immediate up or down vote on lightbulbs

6. Cheney calls lightbulb problem a political stunt

7. Democrats say it's time for a change, then they apologize and sit down

8. Iraqi authorities are unaware of the lightbulb problem, "We have no electricity,therefore it's difficult to confirm or deny that the lightbub has burned out"

9. Crude oil jumps $5.00 a barrel over lightbulb scare

10. Pat Robertson claims lightbulb burned out because God hates Gays