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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:11 AM
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TOP 10 Reasons why the U.S. going to War with Iran is a GOOD idea...
Edited on Sun Mar-19-06 04:16 AM by file83
10) You own stock in Halliburton
9) You own stock in Raytheon
8) You own stock in Lockheed Martin
7) You own stock in DynCorp
6) You are an investor in the Carlisle Group
5) You are a Terrorist leader and need a boost in recruitment levels
4) You want to see more American Troops killed for no reason
3) You want to see innocent Iranian Civilians killed (because watching Iraqi's die is so 2005!)
2) You are China
1) You are batshit crazy

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OKDem08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:17 AM
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1. Whoa!!!! .... sad but true n/t
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:23 AM
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2. #11 use up some nuclear warheads before they go bad
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:24 AM
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3. #12 Population control
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 07:40 AM
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11. Spot On!!
First, we outlaw abortion so that we have a ready supply of recruits for future wars, then we kill them off when they reach eighteen.

Thank you, Jesus!
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:25 AM
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4. #13 world wars make good movies
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:26 AM
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5. #14 so Bush can be the worst leader in WORLD history, not just US...
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:30 AM
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6. #15) Your bloodlust is no longer satisfied by shooting your friends
in the face with a shotgun.
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silverweb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 04:41 AM
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7. Sad but true.
Well done. If you don't mind, I'm "borrowing" this to e-mail to a bunch of people. 'K? :)
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 05:00 AM
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8. Only if you own stock in KB&R!!! ;-)
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-19-06 05:24 AM
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9. # whatever (I think we are 16 now)
A scapegoat is already lined up for sacrifice.
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stickdog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 04:53 AM
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10. Nice. (nt)
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