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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:18 PM
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A simple answer to those who say "Stay The Course"
To those who say "stay the course," or say that we need to stay there until we stabilize the country, or that it would "dishonor" those who have already died if we were to redeploy to the periphery before "the job is done," I have a simple answer:

Sing:
"I don't know why, she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die."



I think they'll remember...




There Was An Old Woman



<snip>

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!
http://www.poppyfields.net/poppy/songs/oldwoman.html



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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 01:10 PM
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1. Short, sweet and very funny.
I use niagra falls image, maybe I will start singing this instead.
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Yoda Yada Donating Member (474 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 03:28 PM
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2.  A simple answer...
... to those who say "Stay the course"...

Remember the :shrug: TITANIC :shrug: ?
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 03:43 PM
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3. That's good
Or, "stay what course"? What's the strategy? How will we know when we've "won"? What are our objectives? What can the U.S. reasonably expect to do on its own and not depend on someone else to do (e.g., the Iraqis instituting their own government acceptable to the neocons that puts fundamentalist Christians in power)?

The devil, as always, lurks in the details. Meaningless catch-phrases don't a course of action make. Even when they're repeated over and over again.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:23 PM
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4. Run into the middle of the highway and "stay the course"
Because cowards cut and run, Marines never do.

So, just stay there in the middle of the busy highway.

Stay the course.

And maybe give a couple people the finger, too.

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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:25 PM
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5. "Stay the course?" WHAT course?
"They should stay until the job is done." WHAT job?

"They're fighting the War on Terror." WHOSE terror? Theirs - or ours?
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:43 PM
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6. If we can fight them there so we don't have to fight them here...
Edited on Mon Mar-20-06 05:45 PM by IanDB1
...does that mean we can let them fight each other so they can't fight us?

I mean, is that any more selfish than saying, "We're going to have a war in their country so we won't have one in our country."

I'm sure the Iraqi civilians don't mind us "fighting them over there," even though our "over there" is their "over here."





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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 05:53 PM
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7. Actually, Nero is spending our tax money over THERE...
...so he doesn't have to spend it over HERE.

:rofl:
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 06:14 PM
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8. He's borrowed $30,000 from every American...
Edited on Mon Mar-20-06 06:15 PM by IanDB1
and blown it on Hummers and grenade launchers.

(Paraphrasing Conan O'Brien)
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