Could we PLEASE stop referring to whatsername as excrement?

(I refuse to type anything that attention-whore can conceivably do a Google search to find and preen herself in front of, my stomach ain't that strong. But y'all know who I mean.)

I don't know how many threads and posts I've run across today, comparing the Empress of Evil to the humble and much maligned excremental end product of digestive processes. For the record, I'm damn' sick and tired of this libellous comparison. Please THINK before you refer to the Tsarina of Tackiness in such terms. Remember:

Without the end product of digestive processes ('endproduct' for short,) NOTHING WOULD GROW and we'd all die of starvation.

If our digestive systems couldn't produce endproduct we'd all die in really horrible convulsions.

The manufacture of systems to collect, recycle, dispose of and/or reuse endproduct form an industrial sector that employs thousands of people, at all levels of education, ensuring a paycheck and a roof over the heads of families.

Endproduct fulfills a myriad valuable niches in the ecosystem, and without it many species would go extinct, potentially setting of a chain reaction that would end life as we know it on this planet! The only things to survive would be cockroaches, coyotes, pigeons, and the Sultana of Skank herself!

Now, I realize that endproduct has many unpleasant aspects to it, but it is, by and large, organic and eco-friendly and essential to life itself. Surely we're not going to judge it just by the smell. After all, the High Priestess of Pettiness probably wears expensive designer perfume that smells worse.

So please, give endproduct a much-deserved break, and use some creativity and imagination in referring to the Mistress of Malice, hmmmm?

beseechingly,
Bright

politely,
Bright

:hi: :hi: :hi:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You N'Yawkers get right to the point, doncha?

discursively,
Bright

actually managed to make every Toronto, Canada newspaper with that juvenile, libellous, snide, vile and totally reprehensible comment.

I have to admit I was hoping that she would find herself ignored........but her comments managed to go around the entire world almost as quickly as the comments from Mama Bush about the NO refugees.

:thumbsup: and a rec. :D

...and I love yer froggie.

amphibiously,
Bright

Is this the same woman who thought Canada was our ally in Vietnam?

If so, then my recommendation is ....




Ms. Toxic Waste Bin Laidtoomuchluv'dtoolittle N'crazyasachickenstealingdawg.

kicked and recommended.

solidarity-ly,
PK

.....endproduct alone and refer to the creature in question in more appropriate terms from here on. Oh but now I have a different problem, I can't figure out whether "Tsarina of Tackiness", "High Priestess of Pettiness", or even the "Terrible Tactless Treacherous Tramp" best describes that thing.

is that what you mean??? :o

Far too many elements crucial to our existence are maligned.

The world would be a better place without whatshername but we can't live without fecal matter.

(The organism responsible for syphilis)

Not sure about "Treponema", but "pallidum" sure seems to fit.