Republican Strategist asks Pride Parade girl "Where do you go to school?"

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/jack-burkman/republican-strategists-sex-myspace-and-pride-a-heartwarming-dc-tale-181266.php



Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale

It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below:



More of the story (i.e. “holy crap, this guy’s, like, important or something”), after the jump.
The initial proposition:





Oh, Jack Burkman. As you can see at right, curiosity got ahold of the young lady, and she commenced googling. And posting the results for us all to enjoy. Jack, if you’re going to pick up girls from out of town, you could pick a better venue than the Pride parade. That’s all we’re saying.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=202874&blogID=132063936&Mytoken=017136E0-200A-47A3-8FC39605000ECB6E698589218

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=202874&blogID=132155179&Mytoken=017136E0-200A-47A3-8FC39605000ECB6E698589218

Oh my -- all these "family values" Rethugs have, er, INTERESTING appetites, don't they? I wish somebody would get a card from K. Edgar Rove ...

:eyes:

methinks she is bi - else she might have said, 'this business man'.

Also - she texted him - there is nothing in her post that indicates he did anything wrong. So long as she was of age...?

Just saying...

strikes me as a tad clueless.

Nothing intrinsically wrong with it, for sure- although it does point up the rampant hypocrisy in the GOP. What was he going to say if they hit it off? "By the way, the people I work for think you all should be sent to prison for engaging in same-sex activities"?

which is kinda illegal, for Dems at least.

Other than that, all perfectly above board and legal I suppose.

Yep. Technically illegal. The social Libertarian in me doesn't really think it should be, but they ought to play by the rules they're so busy making for everyone else. Just like I don't have a ton of sympathy when the DEA goes after Rush Limbaugh.

Hot! :)

That is too fucking funny.

He was a fairly regular guest for Maher.

Bad strategery, dude!

Just . . . ick.

a stunt like that. I'm sure there are others out there who got the card-and-call-me treatment.

they are all there to sublimate their need for power/money and sex, and it all comes in a package there.

In criticizing the four widows? I am certain he is. He is scum. If I stepped in him, I would throw my shoes away rather than get near enough to clean them off.

On both counts.

"Burkman again echoed Coulter's 9-11 widow attacks on Scarborough Country: "ithin hours of those towers going down, these women were ready to make money and exploit this tragedy!"

http://mediamatters.org/items/200606130011

What guy goes to a Gay Pride parade to pick up girls? Did he think they were transvestites or something?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

These guys think these women want to give them the ultimate male fantasy: two girls, one guy. They think lesbians would be more ready to do the two-girl part of the equation, but they never consider that, hey, they might just NOT (NEVER) be interested in the one-guy part.

They DO think lesbians are as sexually deviant as they are and they honestly think this will make their chances better.

Doesn't he know the difference between porn and reality?

What a creep.

from the 90s. a real asshole. was a regular on Bill Maher's politically incorrect.

YUK, this guy is totally creepy. not hot, but a creepy emptyness about him.

This guy is a class piece of work. From MSNBC's Scarborough:



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13165469/

"But those lesbian chicks are sooooo HOT!!"

You absolutely positively couldn't make this stuff up!!

So he will get a free pass.

Sorry.

Now if this was a Democrat, of course EVERY Republican with media access would bring it up in every single interview as an example of "failed morals" or whatever. That is why they win.

Sorry.

Call me back when a Democrat is on TV talking about this- otherwise, it may as well have not happened.

heh.... they are SO CONFUSED.

.... but he makes all the recptors give screwey readings. If I ever met the guy in person, I suspect my whole gaydar system would just short out.

Seriously, he is one despicable moralizer and sycophant. This story was funny to me simply because here's another RW moralizer who gets caught with his dick in his hand.

usually goes overboard trying to deny their gay tendencies by finding ever more stimulating ways to have sex, because regular male-female sex isn't working for them.

That's why I think that some of the guys into visiting dominatrixes are looking for some OTHER stimulation because they won't let themselves do what comes naturally to them - be with another man.

BURKMAN: America will never be defeated in the field. Just like the Roman legions, we will never fall in battle...

Pfft! Roman legions were defeated in battle all the time. Two of the most famous cases should sound familiar to us modern Americans. Both involved rich politicians impersonating military commanders.

In fact, looking at them with the proper historical eye--I'd say that only the flight suit and the "Mission Accomplished" banner are missing from these 2 accounts...

53 BCE, Battle of Carrhae: ignoring the advice of military veterans, politicians, and even local residents, Crassus marches into Parthis with an army of nearly 40,000 Romans (seven legions). Obviously he can't lose, since he outnumbers the Parthian army by 3 or 4 to one.

The Roman army is wiped out. Leading a small band of survivors in a final engagement, Crassus loses his head. Literally. He's decapitated and his head sent to the Parthian king as a souveneir.

How he got himself stuck in Parthia sure sounds familiar:

Crassus had a great desire to bring glory to his name...Crassus drew out the maps of the Roman Empire looking for a target to attack, and he felt that the most glorious target would be Parthia. Many members of the Roman Senate tried to dissuade him from this course of action, but Caesar and Pompey stood firmly behind him and the senate relented.

Some historians think Caesar and Pompey--both experienced military leaders--were using a Rope-A-Dope strategery on Crassus. They wanted to eliminate him from the triumvirate anyway, and knew he would get in over his head very quickly when he ran into the Parthians.

9 CE, Teutoburg Forest: in 5 CE, the Roman Empire declared "Mission Accomplished" against the uppity German insurgents north of the Rhine River.

With the region supposedly pacified, Caesar Augustus sent the politician Publius Quintilius Varus to reap the adulation (and taxes) from the grateful new subjects of the Roman Empire.

Varus' main qualification for the job seems to have been his marriage to the Emperor's favorite grand-niece.

As one historian notes: When he arrived in Germany, he miscalculated the situation. He regarded the country as already subjugated and believed he could impose civilian methods of control, such as were possible in the rich, well-organised provinces he had hitherto governed.

In September, 9 CE, Varus and 3 Roman legions (the 17th, 18th and 19th) ventured into the Teutoburg Forest. That amounted to 20,000 troops plus another 10,000 camp followers, mostly women and children.

They never came out. The 3 Legions were slaughtered. Varus committed suicide before the Germans could exercise their Freedom Of Religion and thank their gods by nailing him to a tree.

talking about morality.

This just cracks me up.

When do people catch a clue? If some guy is talking about morality, he is gonna turn out to be more immoral than most.

Republicans have taught me the true meaning of hypocrisy. Over and over and over and over....

:rofl:

What the fuck is wrong with liberal women who see asshole looking Republican men and actually think its hot? Idiots.

:shrug:

or at least report this.