It's Rumored That * Is Suffering From Post Traumatic Stress Disorder As...

global1

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Mon Jun-19-06 10:51 PM
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It's Rumored That * Is Suffering From Post Traumatic Stress Disorder As...

a result of his recent visit to Iraq.

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Contrary1

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Mon Jun-19-06 10:53 PM
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1. How could that be?

The only action Shrub saw was from the bartender.

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mike_c

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Mon Jun-19-06 10:54 PM
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2. they made him leave the Gameboy on the plane....

That always makes him testy.

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Human Torch

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Mon Jun-19-06 10:58 PM
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3. Post Six Hours In The Green Zone Traumatic Stress Disorder?

He's also suffering from having a rare medical condition known as "lack of an effing spine."

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Mon Jun-19-06 11:01 PM
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4. Nobody was allowed to take a picture of him looking like this:

But we all know he was wearing the helmet and flak jacket, just like those two stooges -- he's a "high-value target," after all -- and he certainly had the same collapsed sphincter look on his face. It's just that anybody who tried to take his pic would have been tossed right out of the helicopter.

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swimmernsecretsea

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Mon Jun-19-06 11:16 PM
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5. Ok, there's a guy who just

Edited on Mon Jun-19-06 11:16 PM by swimmernsecretsea

made fudge brownies in his Depends.

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spag68

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Mon Jun-19-06 11:39 PM
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7. The two poptarts

seem to be wearing the equipment that the troops can't get!!!!!!

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Doctor_J

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Mon Jun-19-06 11:28 PM
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6. Just because he pisses himself and spends alot of time stoned

does not mean he has PTSD. What another insult to the real soldiers.

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spag68

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Mon Jun-19-06 11:40 PM
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8. I wonder if they were wearing their depends.

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badgerpup

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Mon Jun-19-06 11:56 PM
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9. Oh puh-LEEEZE....

WHAT, for crying out loud, was the horrible trauma that Bush suffered?
On the ground for FIVE WHOLE HOURS, and it's a safe bet he's got some of the tightest and most paranoid security on the planet.
What scared him?

Or...maybe...this is ~~just an excuse~~ the very logical reason for any ~~drunk and disorderly~~ unusually aberrant behavior that he might be exhibiting...
:sarcasm:

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