US May Launch Ann Coulter Towards North Korea (humor)

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

In an act of retaliation for North Korean president Kim Jong-Il’s plan to test a long-range missile that could reach California, the United States today threatened to launch conservative pundit Ann Coulter in the direction of North Korea.

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Fears abound that if Ms. Coulter were fired towards Pyongyang, she would spew noxious fumes that could lay waste to the entire Korean peninsula and might even destroy Japan and parts of China.

A spokesperson for Ms. Coulter today acknowledged that her client had the power to destroy large areas of Asia, but said that she was “stoked” about the mission.

“If destroying Asia will help Ann sell more books, she’s up for it,” the spokesperson said.

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Use depleted uranium or white phosphorus. It's much more humane.

thinking they ought to be banned as they only flame her desire for attention. But the link is funny, so only funny Coulter threads should be allowed. All bitching-about-coulter threads should be banned though.

Guess we're OK since we don't care about what civilization thinks.